Pain-is-gain Believers T-Shirts

Seat of nails.

Biceps, muscles and brawn

'We need people who dream the impossible dreams - like pensions and health care.'

"We can give you enough medication to alleviate the pain, but not enough to make it fun."

'Mr. Barnes was going to interview you for the job, until he realized you were actually expecting financial compensation, benefits and vacation time.'

'2 chocolate truffles in the morning and 2 in the evening should cure your broken heart,,,'

'My work is based on a version of the truth, but I believe the truth to be fluid...'

The Verdict Is Union Yes!

Odd Angles, a monthly strip on coarse angling

'My union prevented taking away our dental plan to pay for executive bonuses!'

'Actually, the pain is just nature's way of keeping you humble.'

Jesus the comedian.

'This is going to be a level three.'

The Big Bang - Preachers.

"Does your tooth still hurt?"

Hay-loes

'Ouch!'

'You can say, 'I tore a ligament' or 'I blew out my knee.' But in this league you never, ever say, 'I got a boo-boo.''

Masochists' Investment Club - today's topic: 'no pain, no gain'.

'Anything besides the three lotto tickets?'

Do you think I'm army material, Randy? I think you'd be a real asset to the army. Really? Pain is an asset, because otherwise, how would one appreciate pleasure? Loneliness is an asset, for otherwise how would one appreciate love? I think boot camp would be much cheaper than a gym membership. Death is an asset. How else would one cherish life?

Fakir being hurt by acupuncture.

"Help this athlete grow bigger and stronger, so that when he goes into the ring, he can beat the brains our of his opponent."

'Actually, the pain is just nature's way of keeping you humble.'

Fakir's driving seat.

'What the... Now Taylor's gone down with a career-ending injury. It's like we're cursed or something.'

'The pain is just nature's way of keeping score.'

'Rusty, I promise...next time I'll buy only Beef Bits.'

"Holy moley!"