Pageant Critic Mugs

Kickstart their day with a mug that celebrates the wit of a pageant critic. Perfect for morning coffee or tea, these mugs feature humorous designs that speak to their passion for critique and judging.

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"Poor lady, she never wins these pageants. She has a really weird run."

"Poor lady, she never wins these pageants. She has a really weird run." mockup

"Poor lady, she never wins these pageants. She has a really weird run."

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Miss Diagnosed a female pageant winner for being the worst misdiagnosed entrant.

Miss Diagnosed a female pageant winner for being the worst misdiagnosed entrant. mockup

Miss Diagnosed a female pageant winner for being the worst misdiagnosed entrant.

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Miss America IQ Pageant

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"Why, Vicar, I'm Eve in the Garden of Eden, surely..."

"Why, Vicar, I'm Eve in the Garden of Eden, surely..." mockup

"Why, Vicar, I'm Eve in the Garden of Eden, surely..."

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The return of Miss Subways

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Miss Advertising transformed in the dressing room.

Miss Advertising transformed in the dressing room. mockup

Miss Advertising transformed in the dressing room.

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'For one of these girls, dreams of royalty are over...'

'For one of these girls, dreams of royalty are over...' mockup

'For one of these girls, dreams of royalty are over...'

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Circus Pageant

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'You guys like to get into the holiday spirits?'

'You guys like to get into the holiday spirits?' mockup

'You guys like to get into the holiday spirits?'

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"Congratulations to Miss Jupiter." mockup

"Congratulations to Miss Jupiter."

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5lbs + 5lbs= ?

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'In our class's Christmas pageant, I'm playing the department store manager.'

'In our class's Christmas pageant, I'm playing the department store manager.' mockup

'In our class's Christmas pageant, I'm playing the department store manager.'

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Dear Diary, today I'm feeling beautiful...

Dear Diary, today I'm feeling beautiful... mockup

Dear Diary, today I'm feeling beautiful...

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'I wonder if I would be allowed to wear a baseball cap.'

'I wonder if I would be allowed to wear a baseball cap.' mockup

'I wonder if I would be allowed to wear a baseball cap.'

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Beauty contest

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Miss America IQ pageant.

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'Weren't they the ones who had wished for world peace?'

'Weren't they the ones who had wished for world peace?' mockup

'Weren't they the ones who had wished for world peace?'

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Woman wearing Miss 1977 sash: 'Things pretty much went downhill from there.'

Woman wearing Miss 1977 sash: 'Things pretty much went downhill from there.' mockup

Woman wearing Miss 1977 sash: 'Things pretty much went downhill from there.'

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Favorite author? Whoever wrote the Bible.

Favorite author? Whoever wrote the Bible. mockup

Favorite author? Whoever wrote the Bible.

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Miss Jumbo Queen Pageant.

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'I could wile away the hours / Conferrin' with the flowers / Consultin' with the rain...'

'I could wile away the hours / Conferrin' with the flowers / Consultin' with the rain...' mockup

'I could wile away the hours / Conferrin' with the flowers / Consultin' with the rain...'

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Blank Inside

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'Welcome to the Miss Universe Pageant! And for the 62nd year in a row, Miss Bermuda is mysterious missing!'

'Welcome to the Miss Universe Pageant! And for the 62nd year in a row, Miss Bermuda is mysterious missing!' mockup

'Welcome to the Miss Universe Pageant! And for the 62nd year in a row, Miss Bermuda is mysterious missing!'

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7th annual weird fishes pageant

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Sneer-leading

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Beauty Contest

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'We've decided to skip the swimsuit competition on account of how disgusting we all look.'

'We've decided to skip the swimsuit competition on account of how disgusting we all look.' mockup

'We've decided to skip the swimsuit competition on account of how disgusting we all look.'

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"Hi. My name is Tanya and, if elected, my agenda will be cheddar! Cheddar, cheddar, cheddar!!"

"Hi. My name is Tanya and, if elected, my agenda will be cheddar! Cheddar, cheddar, cheddar!!" mockup

"Hi. My name is Tanya and, if elected, my agenda will be cheddar! Cheddar, cheddar, cheddar!!"

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'Those wellies don't go with that dress...'

'Those wellies don't go with that dress...' mockup

'Those wellies don't go with that dress...'

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"I'm Miss Missouri, but my goal is to become Miss California."

"I'm Miss Missouri, but my goal is to become Miss California." mockup

"I'm Miss Missouri, but my goal is to become Miss California."

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"As the new Miss Individual I shouldn't care what you think."

"As the new Miss Individual I shouldn't care what you think." mockup

"As the new Miss Individual I shouldn't care what you think."

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Pageant Critic Mugs Collection

Pageant Critic Pillows

Find the perfect pillows that add humor and personality to their space—ideal for the pageant critic who loves relaxing with a good critique.

Pageant Critic Prints

Browse our artistic prints that celebrate the fun of critique—beautiful, humorous designs for the proud pageant commentator.

Pageant Critic T-Shirts

Discover our range of t-shirts tailored for the creative critic—funny, stylish, and perfect for showcasing their passion for judging and commentary.