Page-turner Patient Prints

Man hospitalized and in a full body cast is reading bedtime stories.

You've read the book's dust jacket. Now, play the video game!

"Still suffering from writer's block?"

Addicted to reading

"You have issues? Be more specific, what issues?"

Reading

'Harvey does all his own 'get well' cards.'

"We thought about a restaurant and decided we were more of a bookstore."

Small child checks out a book.

'If you're using this for research into your next book then you can sleep in the spare room!'

Bibliomaniac

"This is my first book, but if I like it I may buy another in the near future."

"I read an unforgettable book! Unfortunately, I don't remember the title and the author..."

'Y'know it started as a bedtime story he told his kids.'

Writing For Dummies Books For Dummies.

Roald Dahl's books updated for modern sensitivities.

'It says 'three percent split infititives, 8 percent passive verbs, 16 percent compound-complex sentences,average sentence length 26 words,paperback rights $3.2 million,movie sales $8.3 million,total take $11.5 million,less 5 percent agents fees.'

Bestsellers have sold so well there are none at all on the shelves.

"What do you mean, 'I'm in good shape for a man of forty'? I'm only twenty-six!"

"I'll recommend your book if you recommend mine."

'When I said we should read together I meant separate books.'

'Tell the doctor I'll be with him in another page and a half.'

"It's a very hip disease, so it's good that we caught it early, before everyone's talking about it."

'This is a pick 'n' mix ward - you choose your own medicine.'

Man completely bandaged leaves an eye uncovered so he can read.

'I have high hopes of Wisden knocking the Da Vinci code off the top of the best sellers list.'

"He complains like a kid over a minor cold. He's such a groan man!"

'TV on the blink?'

'I keep getting this RINGING in my ears!'

Man reading a giant book.

"I sort of imagined with a live reading, he'd be reading out loud."

Writer's block

"For a second there I thought I heard a page turn, as if someone was actually reading a book. Must be repressed memories from the old days."

We moved into this great new place, but now she never comes outside. Little Free Library.

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