Paddle Power Pillows

Canadian Canoe.

Bitchbark Canoe

A vampire in a canoe.

'We might make more progress if we try working as a team.'

"It's Zeus' latest obsession."

A smiling cyclist

A Different Way To Portage A Canoe.

canoeist on the edge of a waterfall, stopping himself falling with his oar.

'I think it's time we came to grips with our addiction to buying kayaks.'

'Stroke! Stroke! Stroke!'

'...and cut the croc stories, I know you're just trying to make this dull trip exciting.'

"Norman's really into wild paddling."

'Honey, you can't keep running to Daddy every time you find a little bug or something in your pool!'

Bike powered computer.

Canoeing Incorrectly

'This wasn't in the adventure brochure!'

'Yes, I do own a dog...why do you ask?'

'My God! Isn't rain wonderful?'

"If it gets boring, I can tell you how I borrowed money from the Mob, and how, right now, we;re actually on the run from them."

How to lose weight.

"Just a few more steps Wilson, we're still walking."

Summer Sketches - Interesting and refreshing reading

Man on exercise bike plugged into the TV.

'It's our way of keeping the energy bill down!'

"First time paddleboarding?"

Summer Sketches - View of the Seine near Asnières during the dog-days

Snobs at the Seaside, Pt. 1

"That settles it, John! We're getting this bike a tune-up!"

Canoeing on a Dried River Bed

Look! A white-breasted nuthatch. There's a red-headed woodpecker. And a black-capped chickadee. Quiet! What's she see? A white-breasted black-capped redhead. Shh! Don't disturb his habitat!

Pedalling Horse Carriage

"Come in six, your numbers up!"

Moose Paddle Boarding

"Too bad you didn't wake from uneasy dreams to find yourself transformed into a better pickleball player!"

'Albert's helping the environment...he recycles his bike to work every day!'