Packing Procrastinators Mugs

"You overpacked again."

Desk trays - 'in', 'out', and 'one of these days'.

The end of summer is near and you still haven't made plans

"The meeting will last until lunch, or hell freezes over, whichever is longer."

'Truth? I am just looking out the window...'

"Better start moving towards shelter: the weather forecast is for rain this afternoon..."

"I tried getting good grades without studying, but it isn't working."

"Oh, don't mind that, it's just my body of unseen work."

'I think it has reached critical mass.'

In, Out, Shake it all about

'I understand you have nothing to do, York.'

"It's hard being a TV viewer trapped in the body of a student."

Man looking at greeting cards labeled "Apologies for not writing sooner" with sub-headings for different lengths of time.

Desk boxes reading 'In', 'Out', and 'On second thought'.

'You know what they say Mum: The early bird catches the worm! So I'm sleeping in...'

'This is my list of things to do today and this is my list of things to do today that I'm not going to do today.'

"Put down your cell phone and check your job!"

"Well, sometimes we take the dogs for a walk...which puts our fitness level at approximately that of an 80-year-old couple."

"It's Friday afternoon. Let's just call our problems opportunities and leave them for next week."

"I think I see the problem."

'Actually, I haven't done any work for a month due to technical difficulties.'

A worker has 3 trays, and in tray, an out tray and a can we talk about it in the morning? tray

"I'm listing my deadlines by due date so I can miss them in chronological order."

'I leave it this way, because leaving it this way is a labor-saving device.'

"Sorry... My School Aversion Syndrome is totally bad today."

"I've scanned all our clothes into our computer and emailed them to the hotel we'll be staying at."

'Bob will have to call you back. He's fishing an online lake at the moment.'

'We're proud to present you with the procrastinator of the year award. We haven't gotten around to ordering your framed certificate yet, though.'

"I don't wanna 'adult' today."

"I'm not doodling. I'm illuminating my homework."

'As a bachelor I have to wash my own clothes, clean my own room. The do it all again three months later.'

What do you tell someone who asks you what kind of work you do?

"The doctor wants me to exercise more, so I need you to lift my feet even more when you're not vacuuming."