Packing Procrastinator Pillows

"I've scanned all our clothes into our computer and emailed them to the hotel we'll be staying at."

Boy who has forgotten to pack his dress coat

Desk trays - 'in', 'out', and 'one of these days'.

'I'd say your caravan's a tad overloaded, sir.'

"First aid box, puncture repair kit, mobile phone, energy bars and plenty of liquids; I think that's all eventualities covered..."

"Let's see, I make it four suitcases, a rolling bag, and a tote bag... You sure that's enough for our two day trip?"

"Ideas that jump from noggin when head not yet screwed on."

Mrs Howell packs 200 changes of clothing for a 3-hour tour.

"Lazy? I've been social-networking my ass off."

"I flunked out of cooking school. Even the dog won't eat my homework."

'Truth? I am just looking out the window...'

"Honey, can you read through our list and let me know if I forgot anything?"

Serious Putty

"I tried getting good grades without studying, but it isn't working."

"Oh, don't mind that, it's just my body of unseen work."

"It turns out you can 'take it with you' if you pack correctly."

'I think it has reached critical mass.'

'I understand you have nothing to do, York.'

In, Out, Shake it all about

"This next song's from the soundtrack to the film of the book I never got around to writing."

'Y'know, this wouldn't keep happening if you learned to load your pack properly.'

"Things to do today: 1) stare out window 2) crap on new bedspread 3) stare out window 4) claw up ottoman 5) stare out window 6) take nap."

"I can't mow the lawn today. A bug just flew up my nose."

"It's hard being a TV viewer trapped in the body of a student."

Nethead strip: Over doing the time spent on the computer

Waiting to do the second coat was the worst part. It was like watching paint dry.

Man looking at greeting cards labeled "Apologies for not writing sooner" with sub-headings for different lengths of time.

'I think you might've over-packed. We'll only be gone for an hour.'

'You know what they say Mum: The early bird catches the worm! So I'm sleeping in...'

Desk boxes reading 'In', 'Out', and 'On second thought'.

Lazy man contemplates the moment of creation.

'This is my list of things to do today and this is my list of things to do today that I'm not going to do today.'

The Last-Minute Halloween Costume Parade

"Put down your cell phone and check your job!"

'Actually, I haven't done any work for a month due to technical difficulties.'