Packing Perfectionists Mugs

"Well, the forecast shows a heat wave in our first week, heavy rains in the second, some hail the following week, and a snowstorm at our final destination."

Excess Baggage: For many folks, the best part of a vacation is the 'getting ready'.

We're Gonna Need More Packing Material

"I'd say we were pretty much on target."

'I'd say your caravan's a tad overloaded, sir.'

Worry tank

"Let's see, I make it four suitcases, a rolling bag, and a tote bag... You sure that's enough for our two day trip?"

'What was all that swerving at the cat walk?'

Mrs Howell packs 200 changes of clothing for a 3-hour tour.

Heading off with a packed bag

Fragile stamper.

Bumper stickers: 'Keep on Truckin''; 'Keep on Trunkin''.

"Honey, can you read through our list and let me know if I forgot anything?"

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"It turns out you can 'take it with you' if you pack correctly."

"Remember that optimistic, slightly crazy, throw a dart at the wall forecast? We beat it."

'Y'know, this wouldn't keep happening if you learned to load your pack properly.'

'We're almost 1/8th of the way there.'

Bathroom shelf full of clocks and pills.

Nice park. . .

"I'd pack light if it wasn't for the shoes."

'I think you might've over-packed. We'll only be gone for an hour.'

It turns out people aren't buying our product because it's stupid.

Holiday Luggage

Excess Baggage: Many couples pack for trips in totally different ways.

"I'm not overpacked... I'm prepared!"

'Next day to the coast! You must be nuts!'

'There you go, Jack, I saved you some space.'

'Just wait! Someday you'll be old and corrugated!'

"I learned how to pack small. I bought Brad a big suitcase."

Caution Fragile

You know the opera was a flop when even the orchestra leaves early to get to the parking garage before the rush.

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"I'm going to make eye contact only with this side because of the crick in my neck."

"Nobody said it would be easy!"