Package Ninja Mugs

'You forget, I'm a blackbelt in powerpoint.'

"Can we please just stick to the core business?"

'I see you're still trying to get the staff enthused over the weekly meetings.' (Meeting offers free coffee, free snacks, eye-popping charts, exciting videos and free idea pads).

Martial Arts

My secret of living to 103? I stay active throwing out junk mail and alert dueling with telephone sales people!

"I spent the whole day cleaning the house. My cleaning lady comes tomorrow and I didn't want her seeing things like that!"

When Fred's super deluxe leaf blower blew up yet again, he wondered where global deforestation is when you want it,

"You told Pastor Bob about my room, didn't you?"

"We need a better piling system."

'Do you have an appointment?'

"Class, welcome back Sean ... who, you may recall, was lost for eight days in Home Depot."

Packed bags

"Our computers will be down for an hour, so I advise everyone to hide under their desks. The last time it was total anarchy until we were back online."

Workaholic's Toilet

I brake for all 50 off Sales.

Be the grass...

'Thanks, Sis, but I think it's my turn to leave the stealth tip.'

"They say you are a great warrior."

Street Smarts.

Camp Games

Bridge Repairs

"Nowadays we all have to make sacrifices and 2500 bucks a month for this beautiful two-room apartment is really not too much to ask."

Running out of time

"Any chance you could block the Home Shopping Network?"

"Oh wait, we need to be on the 1-9 North bound escalator to get to the food court."

'You can only carry on one bag.'

'I don't want to go up after Yang's dad.'

Bruce Lee with dangerous mouse.

"Remember, don't leave the shark cage."

"Frank's trying to outreach to people who only come to the library to use the washroom!"

Maze to get through customs and excise.

The Commandos go shopping

Precisely when did you first start feeling invisible in meetings?