Package Explorer Prints

'This end up please.'

'I pledge allegiance to the atom, and to the periodic table on which it stands, many particles indivisible, with orbitals and electrons for all.'

"Who ordered the double chocolate parfait with a cherry on top?"

'I want to make a positive environmental statement - What do you suggest I order?'

"I know, I know, every time we come here, I swear I'm going to try something new, but I always end up getting the same thing."

As you like it - 'Waiter, chicken with watercress please' 'I'm sorry sir we haven't any chicken left ... but if you wish I bring you a larger portion of watercress...'

"I'll have the Investigator's Special."

Wolf trying on sheep's clothing at a retail store.

Mall Directory: You aren't here x - where the heck are you?

Bike Rides

"Is the asparagus farm-raised or wild-caught?"

'Ooo! The dog food sounds good! ... mind you, I always have that at home.'

'Wine, high octane grape juice.'

"Spoiler alert! If you read the specials, you'll find out the Chef's Surprise!"

"Well I wouldn't eat it, but don't let that put you off."

Mountain bikes and molehill bikes.

"Anything but milk and cookies."

'Small favor, Elizabeth - before we enter the throne room, drop back ten paces.'

Tuna Salad, Meat Loaf, Cheese Omelet and Bean Soup

Kids playing with the cardboard box instead of the expensive toys.

'Whatever he's eating.'

As I say, local produce, locally produced; all our meats tonight come form our local meat processing plant.

Coffee

Coffee Menu

'The customer is always right...'

"Nice design but you haven't quite mastered the technology!"

Pizza with Extra Extra Cheese.

'Hard or soft science?'

"She may be a book nerd, but she's the best lab partner I've ever had!"

Heart Disease Menu

"Nothing is organic, local or sustainable. Now, can we get started?"

"You want organic, we'll make it organic."

'Are you ready to be patronised yet?'

'Cook is a musician. Improvises. Never makes the same thing twice.'