Pack Leader Aficionado Mugs

"It's always easy to spot the alpha male."

"I've just never worked anyplace where the 'alpha male' was a woman."

Welcome to the Team

Easter Island Cheeseheads

Dogs

"Good evening, Susan. We've decided it's time you get your own bed."

"Wow - Heavy, man"

"Knapsack? It's a solar-powered, bluetooth, Wi-Fi, self-charging, two shoulder GenPak with smartphone charger and GPS."

'It's not for homework. It's for traction.'

'It says here: while most dogs are family dogs, some dogs like one family member more. Do you think Fritzi is like that?'

Steve found himself on his travels.

Dog Training.

'I think you might've over-packed. We'll only be gone for an hour.'

"I may be a dinosaur, sir, but I am the Tyrannosaurus Rex!"

'One carry-on!'

"He thinks he learned a new trick - I don't have the heart to tell him it's just an old trick he forgot he knew."

"Oh, no, no, no, no! Please, NOOO!"

"Well, there goes your theory of him thinking of you as his pack leader."

"Forget about eating homework, I need you to carry my backpack!"

'They say that these are also handy for carrying a sleeping bag, pad, tent, foul weather gear, extra clothes, trail mix...'

'I don't mind school, but I'm really tired of the commute.'

'I'll give him twenty minutes, then jump in and show him how its done.'

"As I see it, the issue with dog-walking services is that the pace is dictated by whoever is slowest..."

'All right. Who's in charge around here?'

Frank Sinatra

'That's the last time I trust you to train the dog!'

Top Dog

Goodnight Moon

'Okay, alpha doggie, go delegate someone to fetch.'

'This backpack thing is getting completely out of hand.'

"It's not a backpack."

"Starting today, we'll get our meals and walks one hour earlier than usual."

"Which one do you suppose is the alpha?"

Students with backpacks walk in front of doors marked School Counselor, School Nurse, and School Chiropractor.

Image of school girl with backpack.