Pacifist Barbarian Gifts

Looking for a gift that captures the quirky spirit of a pacifist barbarian? Our collection combines humor and originality, celebrating the beauty of peaceful warriors with witty designs on mugs, t-shirts, pillows, and prints that speak to their unique blend of might and mercy.

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Give quiche a chance!

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Non-violent Western (Cowboys with water pistols).

Non-violent Western (Cowboys with water pistols). mockup

Non-violent Western (Cowboys with water pistols).

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"There's more than one way to get your message across, but violence isn't one..."

"There's more than one way to get your message across, but violence isn't one..." mockup

"There's more than one way to get your message across, but violence isn't one..."

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'This one is for not hinting in T.V. interviews that Burma's pacifists should be send WMPs.'

'This one is for not hinting in T.V. interviews that Burma's pacifists should be send WMPs.' mockup

'This one is for not hinting in T.V. interviews that Burma's pacifists should be send WMPs.'

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"What would happen if you put down your weapon and tried to work things out peacefully?"

"What would happen if you put down your weapon and tried to work things out peacefully?" mockup

"What would happen if you put down your weapon and tried to work things out peacefully?"

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Bertrand Russell CND

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'A lot of successful politicians opposed the Vietnam war, Senator, but if you were actually a MEMBER of the Viet Cong....'

'A lot of successful politicians opposed the Vietnam war, Senator, but if you were actually a MEMBER of the Viet Cong....' mockup

'A lot of successful politicians opposed the Vietnam war, Senator, but if you were actually a MEMBER of the Viet Cong....'

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Love! - Peace! - "This is my corner, you @#!*!#!"

Love! - Peace! - "This is my corner, you @#!*!#!" mockup

Love! - Peace! - "This is my corner, you @#!*!#!"

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Paper Bombs

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A hippie saying "Peace"

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Axes 'R' Us Store

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'Violence solves everything...'

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Animals watching peaceful dove on TV, humans watching explosions and violence.

Animals watching peaceful dove on TV, humans watching explosions and violence. mockup

Animals watching peaceful dove on TV, humans watching explosions and violence.

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Gun with an olive branch on it.

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A baby puts the fuse of a bomb out with its bottle.

A baby puts the fuse of a bomb out with its bottle. mockup

A baby puts the fuse of a bomb out with its bottle.

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The less evolved forms of man are ashamed to be associated with a soldier.

The less evolved forms of man are ashamed to be associated with a soldier. mockup

The less evolved forms of man are ashamed to be associated with a soldier.

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No WAR!

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'A lot of successful politicians opposed the Vietnam war, Senator, but if you were actually a MEMBER of the Viet Cong....'

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'Sergeant! Wake up the lazer guided slaughter-bot. We have a mission for him.'; Reply - 'But he looks so peaceful, Sir.'

'Sergeant! Wake up the lazer guided slaughter-bot. We have a mission for him.'; Reply - 'But he looks so peaceful, Sir.' mockup

'Sergeant! Wake up the lazer guided slaughter-bot. We have a mission for him.'; Reply - 'But he looks so peaceful, Sir.'

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"Tell the general that I see a potential weakness in the enemy line."

"Tell the general that I see a potential weakness in the enemy line." mockup

"Tell the general that I see a potential weakness in the enemy line."

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"He may be an objector, but he certainly isn't very conscientious..."

"He may be an objector, but he certainly isn't very conscientious..." mockup

"He may be an objector, but he certainly isn't very conscientious..."

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Children preserve the world with peace mockup

Children preserve the world with peace

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'Sorry Dad, but my natural instinct is not to charge...'

'Sorry Dad, but my natural instinct is not to charge...' mockup

'Sorry Dad, but my natural instinct is not to charge...'

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Give peace a chance: 'It's been done.' mockup

Give peace a chance: 'It's been done.'

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Ban the bomb

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'Stop the needless violence... Or else!'

'Stop the needless violence... Or else!' mockup

'Stop the needless violence... Or else!'

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Breakthroughs we could have done without.

Breakthroughs we could have done without. mockup

Breakthroughs we could have done without.

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"I did turn the other cheek, but he kept hitting me on the first one!"

"I did turn the other cheek, but he kept hitting me on the first one!" mockup

"I did turn the other cheek, but he kept hitting me on the first one!"

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Anti-war cartoon

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"Religion gives us a reason to go to war to prove how much we love peace."

"Religion gives us a reason to go to war to prove how much we love peace." mockup

"Religion gives us a reason to go to war to prove how much we love peace."

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'Time's Appeal' for Peace

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Pacifist Barbarian Gifts Collection

Pacifist Barbarian Mugs

Explore our wide range of pacifist barbarian mugs—funny, thoughtful, and perfect for every peaceful warrior’s daily brew.

Pacifist Barbarian Pillows

Find the perfect pillow to match their peaceful warrior style—soft, humorous, and inspired by the pacifist barbarian spirit.

Pacifist Barbarian Prints

Bring their walls to life with art prints celebrating the pacifist barbarian—bold, humorous, and beautifully designed.

Pacifist Barbarian T-Shirts

Check out our collection of pacifist barbarian t-shirts—witty designs that showcase their unique blend of strength and serenity.