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"He may be an objector, but he certainly isn't very conscientious..."

In/Out/These Things Happen.

Mr. Metamorphosis: "At least this better than waking up as a cockroach."

'According to creation mathematicians, all of Euclid's theories were originally found etched into rocks.'

Chiller Theatre

A man deflates and dissolves into the ground and becomes a flower.

Crowded Ice Fishing

Admissions test for the Danbury Institute of Philosophy

"Is this who I am?"

"Sitting here with you each day at sunset reminds me I have to get a job."

Non-violent Western (Cowboys with water pistols).

"I cross the road to forget."

Non Thought For The Day.

"If we evolved from stupid people, why are there stupid people still around?"

"Behold! I am God! I know all. Yet I'm constantly testing you even though I already know what you'll do. But I'll still punish you for the sins I planned for you to do. And you'll suffer in a fiery pit, tormented beyond imagining forever and ever and ever

Fyodor Dostoyevsky

'Dad, what is peace?'

"Remember that it is easier for a camel to pass through the eye of a needle than for a rich man to enter the Kingdom of Heaven

"Don’t think of that tennis ball as lost. Think of it as finally free."

'Now, until you've attained perfect wisdom, you'll have to learn to evade questions.'

"If there is a heaven, why do we end up as fossil fuel?"

'Sometimes, in the stillness and warmth of an afternoon sun, I can almost hear interest compounding.'

How did life begin? Image shows a strand of dna in the form of a question mark (with a single cell as the dot, floating in water or primeval soup). The image also refers to life beyond the earth, with the cell-like blobs resembling galaxies in outer space

"Never mind 'what does it all mean?' What does anything mean?"

Understanding art.

'It's not so much you having a cockroach problem - it's more along the lines of us having a human problem.'

"I'd let you in, but I'm not sure I'm all here today"

'Yes sir, Thoreau had the right idea.'

"Have you tried turning off your conscious mind and then turning it back on again?"

'Hold on, pal! Who's in control of the narrative here?'

Just what is it that amoebas really want.

"We were poor and had the good sense to be miserable."

"Sometimes you have to help natural selection along a little bit."

'Son, life is a mixed blessing, they eat the fancy nuts and toss us the peanuts.'

"Do you think there's life out there?"