Ozarks Fan Prints

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"For the last time stupid, you're tin man, you are not by any leap of the imagination, anything like Iron Man!"

"Well, that's the only song we know, so we can play it another two or three times, or we can cut our losses. Waddya say, Cleveland?"

'Who do you think you're kidding, Slim? — the ruby slippers are a dead giveaway!'

"Sure, while you went out robbing folks I stayed here and made a nice quiche, and just to prove I'm not a sissy I made it with mountain lion instead of ham."

"What the hell took so long?"

The witch of the west again showed no water usage for the month.

The Reason Ed isn't mentioned in the bible.

Boomerang cow.

Dorothy, the lion, and the scarecrow, are suddenly confronted by the tin man of Oz.

Dorothy and Toto

Rogue elephant

'Pull...'

'I'm worried about this new brain of scarecrows...'

'You did remember the condoms didn't you?'

'I want a brain, but I'd settle for buns of steel!'

'This bottle of whisky will give you 'Dutch courage', it's the best I can do.'

Dorothy and Toto use their special talents to rapidly ascend the corporate ladder.

Down on Bourbon Street...

'You call yourself a zebra? Where'd you get those stripes, in a zoo?'

'Dad. I have a stow-a-way to report!'

"Your article on the safe storage of combustibles is quite good, but I think you should leave out the part about the wicked witch setting you on fire."

'I decide reimbursement rates at the Healthcare Exchange of Oz!'

"Ding dong means the witch is dead. Ding ding means dinner is ready."

'I'm building an ark because the polar ice caps are melting.'

"Waaaahhh! I've oiled myself!"

"I think Simon’s been hit on the head one too many times."

'Hey, I made a hole in Juan.'

The Tin Man really should have asked the wizard for common sense.

"I can't have the wart removed, I just got the Wicked Witch role in 'Wizard of Oz'."

'Now that's just low-down mean.'