Own Child Prints

'I know what you're thinking, are those legal shoes.'

'I've been coming to Kindergarten every day for two weeks!-- When do I get paid?'

"Do you want to play doctorate?"

It is important to give your dog opportunities to play with people.

'... And some primitive cultures, believed that 'the great ones' modelled us from clay.'

'Hurry, wipe it off before Dad comes home!'

"My granddaughter's first words to me were 'OK, Boomer.' I have no idea what that even means."

'Isn't that cute! They're thanking us.'

City Zoo: Day Care

"Bark or stare? Always a tough decision. Bark? Maybe stare? Whimper? Maybe? Meanwhile, stare."

"Tell me about this fear of couches."

"Can I borrow the car keys?"

The Art Student.

"To torture an insect or not to torture an insect, that is the question."

'Reading, writing and arithmetic are important, son. Someday you might sign autographs for money.'

'Personally, I don't like to play Fetch, but it makes him happy.'

'Let the creepy crawly hunt begin!'

"Just be yourself."

'Couldn't Peter claim Mr. McGregor's garden was an 'attractive nuisance?'

Polly txt speak

Computer Room.

At the Museum

"Can we do that again tomorrow night?"

I like the Jets...I guess

'When I grow up, I want to be a hydraulic engineer...'

"Don't worry, dear. You'll grow."

'What would your mum say if she saw you drawing all over the wall like that?'

"His first out-of-body experience."

"I know what this is, it's what mum and dad call 'working from home'...

Wildlife

"Unfortunately, once the child contracts Pokémon, he lives with it forever."

"I will not lick the principal, I will not lick the principal, I will not lick the principal, I will not lick the principal, I will not lick the principal."

'I'd say he's 10 percent 'pet' and 90 percent 'Lord and Master of All He Surveys'.'

Director/Action Man toy.

Packaging Russian Dolls