Overworked Spouse Prints

'Those are the family I'd have if I believed in a Work/Life balance.'

IN box...OUT is wastepaper basket on fire.

"I'd like a week off without any business related e-mail on my home computer."

'Can you do more work then is humanly possible?'

'Don't worry about the company's pension plan. The way we work you, you'll be lucky to live that long!'

"Look, I'm dying. Gotta go."

"JB wears many hats. He just can't delegate"

"The principal has sat in on so many of my classes, I'm thinking of giving him the exam."

Cog-In-The-Wheel

Man running from desk: 'I can't seem to get away from my work lately.'

"We're a bit understaffed today, could you be 6 people?"

"And this is another economic indicator."

'As your doctor, I'd strongly advise that you not laugh at your wife when you beat her at tennis!'

"I hate doing appraisals, it involves thinking about them."

Working Vacation.

"Dunhomin"

"Every time I think we've sorted our marriage problems out, he comes home again!"

'That's great, Bob, but I was just going to ask if you wanted anything from the deli next door.'

"The latest reports show life expectancy going down for the first time."

"I work too hard, I think I need to spend more time with the children... Do we have any?"

'Is there a lemon law for husbands?'

"Working an 80 hour week never did me any harm!"

"Take him back to the boat. He can still hold a winch handle."

"It's a question that management would like you to fill out explaining why you want to retire early."

"Sometimes I wish I could clone myself."

"They have this arrangement. He earns the money and she takes care of the house."

"Listen to me, John. Tell them this is our final offer."

'You're oven again! Your late's in the dinner.'

"I don't know why these people are complaining, we give them stimulating,challenging work...and we let them do it for 80 hours a week."

'All work and no play make Johnny a dull boy...keep it up, Johnny!'

"Honey, I really admire your dedication to your practice, but we need to talk about how much of your work you bring home with you."

"You're telling me about stress?"

"She's an ideal candidate, masochistic tendencies, no family, hobbies or interests, a private income and she hasn't slept since 2012..."

"Hey, I'm happy to be called on vacation with news of a great sales result."

'How was your day?'