Overworked Elephant Pillows

'I don't want to talk about it.'

IN box...OUT is wastepaper basket on fire.

Working hours.

Your Work/Life Balance Is Off. Shall I Auto-Correct?

'Who wants to work late again, raise your hands.'

"Look, I'm dying. Gotta go."

'I don't have time for throwing up.'

Work Slave

"I can give you a little bit of focus on 2:53 next Thursday."

What Do Doctors Dream About?

Twisted Peel works overtime.

'My poor darling! Did your boss put you under pressure again?'

"Planning, who's got time for planning... I don't even have time to get dressed in the morning."

Death Boss

'I'm working about 85 cups of coffee a week. Why do you ask?'

"Every summer I regret having used up all my vacation days in January."

Man running from desk: 'I can't seem to get away from my work lately.'

'The boss is taking me along for a working vacation. I'll be doing his work while he has fun.'

Don't you worry JB, everything is fine here.

"I'm putting you in charge of this project because you're already miserable."

"And this is another economic indicator."

Burn out

"I hope it wasn't too much of a problem covering for me..."

"I hate doing appraisals, it involves thinking about them."

"I don't know what's so funny. All I asked was whether this was their only flight today."

"I'm sure you do spend all your time here at the office, but could you please stop having your mail delivered here?"

"Oops! My mistake, that was your projected trial load for this year, not this month."

Working Vacation.

'You have appointments lined up right until you leave for vacation in 2008.'

'I was married to my job, until I recognized it as a co-dependent relationship.'

"She has perfected her micro-nap to look as though she is thinking."

"Well, nothing shows up on the tests. Your headaches are probably just stress related."

"I told my boss there weren't enough hours in my day. He said that's why they invented the night."

"The latest reports show life expectancy going down for the first time."

"Great, only 1,692,358 emails."