Overwhelmed Employee T-Shirts

I work and work and never get ahead

IN box...OUT is wastepaper basket on fire.

Working hours.

"JB wears many hats. He just can't delegate"

"I don't know what I'm going to do...my presentation is due on Monday and I haven't even started...I'm not sure I know how to speak."

"Funny, I don't remember signing up for this."

Man running from desk: 'I can't seem to get away from my work lately.'

"And this is another economic indicator."

"Hey, it's me. I just sent you a text message responding to your e-mail saying that I should IM you."

"I hate doing appraisals, it involves thinking about them."

'You weren't here to say no.'

"When you said this job was a breeze, I thought you mean easy."

"Lord, who or what is strewing my path to success with obstacles!"

Work Life Balance Paperwork

"Pick two! Staying abreast of the rapidly evolving global pandemic and what it means for your middle-class suburban life. Creating holiday memories that your kids will treasure throughout their lifetimes. Remembering to eat a vegetable."

"The job stress was already bad enough, but now I have to choose between 56 flavors of coffee."

"The latest reports show life expectancy going down for the first time."

Paper aeroplane: 'Get on with your work.'

I think you put it off long enough.

"I just want Velveetaaaaaaa!"

'We've listened to staff concerns about the need for more training.'

Woman at Reality TV Productions Co. has in out boxes marked IN and IN OVER MY HEAD.

'You're oven again! Your late's in the dinner.'

"These caseloads are impossible I've got TWICE the number I should I can't be in two places at once!"

"I don't know why these people are complaining, we give them stimulating,challenging work...and we let them do it for 80 hours a week."

'All work and no play make Johnny a dull boy...keep it up, Johnny!'

VP in charge of computer manuals.

"Well, aren't you an eager beaver."

"Here it comes...my hard work is paying off...give it to me, baby!"

'They laid off half the staff and expect us to do twice the work.' (Both trays read 'in').

'How was your day?'

'You need to go home, take a long relaxing bath surrounded by aromatic candles and do an hour of yoga; but that's out of the question. How about a five minute smoking break ?'

Cyber bullying