Oversized Drink Fan Prints

A man holding a giant glass of wine

"We have three house blends: 'One More Chance', 'Forget About It' or 'I'll See You In Fun Court'."

The Alpha Seltzer

Garden pond: mosquito breeding ground

'Hey, want to go to the beach ...I mean ...the birdbath?'

Baloneystini

"And I get a really, really tall straw?"

A chip off the old block...

"Did you ask for the large print edition?"

'Is your cap on tight? We don't want any more accidents in the bed, do we?'

"I'm glad you like this new brand of coffee, Joni. The label said "fast-acting," but who knows what that means!"

A complimentary biscuit

'Don't worry. Big Al will take care of it.'

Wishing Well

"If you can't see the sea I can recommend an optician in the High Street."

"What out... this guy's always gatecrashing events for free booze."

'Thank goodness you're here!'

'Whatever he's drinking.'

"The suspect is roughly 55 feet tall and quite possibly green."

'Your'e going to meet a tall, dark, stranger.'

Let the good times roll.

A hungry giant tricking innocent skiers.

'When I get the clumsies, switch me to a sippy-cup.'

"This is why I like my wine chilled."

Holy Coke

Pub Painting

'Be honest... Did you use my deodorant?'

Cocktails for dogs

"You finished yours already?"

Classic Koala. Diet Koala.

Hamster bartender

"Hic!"

"... So, let me get this straight. You want to offer your 'goose that lays golden eggs' as collateral on a £250 loan?"

'I'll have a 'sewer-fire' in a plunger also.'

Rat: 'So...your Sewer or mine?'