Oversized Drink Fan Prints

A man holding a giant glass of wine

"We have three house blends: 'One More Chance', 'Forget About It' or 'I'll See You In Fun Court'."

The Alpha Seltzer

Garden pond: mosquito breeding ground

'Hey, want to go to the beach ...I mean ...the birdbath?'

Baloneystini

"And I get a really, really tall straw?"

"Did you ask for the large print edition?"

A chip off the old block...

'Is your cap on tight? We don't want any more accidents in the bed, do we?'

A complimentary biscuit

"I'm glad you like this new brand of coffee, Joni. The label said "fast-acting," but who knows what that means!"

'Thank goodness you're here!'

'Don't worry. Big Al will take care of it.'

"If you can't see the sea I can recommend an optician in the High Street."

Wishing Well

"What out... this guy's always gatecrashing events for free booze."

"The suspect is roughly 55 feet tall and quite possibly green."

'Whatever he's drinking.'

'Your'e going to meet a tall, dark, stranger.'

A hungry giant tricking innocent skiers.

Let the good times roll.

"This is why I like my wine chilled."

'When I get the clumsies, switch me to a sippy-cup.'

Cocktails for dogs

"You finished yours already?"

'Be honest... Did you use my deodorant?'

Classic Koala. Diet Koala.

Pub Painting

Hamster bartender

"Hic!"

"... So, let me get this straight. You want to offer your 'goose that lays golden eggs' as collateral on a £250 loan?"

'I'll have a 'sewer-fire' in a plunger also.'

'Well your face fits through the hole O.K. and the rest is actually an improvement!'

Rat: 'So...your Sewer or mine?'