Overprotective Parent Appreciator T-Shirts

My mom won't let me walk to school. I might get mugged. She won't let me play sports. I might get injured. West Fester High School. And she won't let me get onto the scales. Why not? It might hurt my self-esteem.

"I'd like to thank my parents and my creditors for making this possible."

No Immediate Danger

"I don't care why you crossed the road! I do care however about "how" you crossed the road: without checking for cars first!"

First Steps

Mom, I think you're carrying us too much.

'Honey...you're spoiling that child.'

'It's my mother. She wants to talk to you.'

Personnel: 'I promised Mom I'd call her when I got here safely - do you mind?'

"Ya know, boys and girls studying alone like this is strictly forbidden in Iran."

License, registration, and some I.D. for the small child watching what appears to be a completely inappropriate PG-13 movie in the back.

"My mom can be a little over-protective ... "

"No - wait, I haven't read them all yet..."

"Daddy, you're not going to give us a sermon on responsible behavior, are you?"

I wish my baby came with suction cups so there was a place to put him while I shower.

"Lawsuits must really be getting out of hand."

"Let's talk about your overprotective mother."

Bring my daughter back at 11 sharp or...

"I'm sorry your son Billy ran away, but there's not much we can do being that he's thirty-four."

"I still think we should go higher than Factor 0.5."

When we're first born, they clean up our drooling. When we can't swim, they help with our pooling. When halloween comes, they take us ghouling. When homework gets tough, they aid with our schooling. When it gets hot, they make sure we're cooling. Moms are the best! We thank you, no fooling!

Parental Valentines Day Cards

"Jimmy has helicoptor parents."

'Dad - couldn't you miss just a little of my growing up?'

"I realize some of your friends have them, but you cannot have a webcam in your room."

'Do you think he's starting to out grow the pram?'

"Mom always was a helicopter mom, and now she's got a drone!"

"Of course I trust your judgement dear. But, it can't hurt to do a quick police check on your new boyfriend."

'Oh, Daddy's old gun?... I think he's planning on showing it to you. He always said, it was there in case I ever brought a boyfriend home.'

"I asked my Mom to drive me to school because the bus doesn't have airbags"

"Just dropped by to do my groceries."

'I don't think your dad likes me, Angie.'

"Do your dad and tia know you broke up with Smiley?"

one final word. bring my daughter home at 11pm sharp or. . .

"You spoil that child!"