Overcoming Social Anxiety T-Shirts

'Welcome to the first meeting of the Shy Men Club.'

"Let's welcome our new member, Bob!" "You, too!" "'You, too'? Idiot!"

"It's not the persistent lack of sunlight or freezing temperatures that bother me - it's the crowds I can't stand."

That party went well.

"I think I'm having pre-traumatic stress disorder."

'Life is all attitude: 45 seconds of enjoying it...45,000 hours of regretting it...'

Prejudice/Empathy

"It's a beautiful day. I should go for a walk. . . Oh, now my neighbors are all out there."

It's A Breeze

"I thought you did a great job with your gender neutral statements ... There will be a second date."

Nervous at a party.

"Mom, Suzy keeps coming closer than 6 feet to me."

Polio - The Comeback Kid

Join the protest march, I'm lonely.

"Whisky? Have you got anything stronger?"

"The thing about society is that it gives me such anxiety..."

The Shy Nudist Camp.

"It's just a little device I use to help relieve the anxiety from meeting new people."

'Some things are better left unsaid but I never know what they are until after I've said them.'

"This was the closest I could get to being invisible."

The back of the Taj Mahal.

'I know they're just kids...but seriously, do I to go and get need my anti-stab vest?'

"I invited a few friends over. Don’t worry – you can still be miserable."

'But what if the author doesn't want to meet us?'

Another form of performance anxiety.

"Do I look old and ugly to you? I'm only wondering because I'm the only woman in this company who hasn't been sexually harassed!"

Six feet and a smile

Arrival in the New World was a stressful time for the pilgrims on the Wallflower.

Missing the human touch.

Lenny, the Fifth Wheel of the Apocalypse

"Let's go somewhere fun and not really experience it."

Woke Christmas - Consent form hanging next to a bunch of mistletoe.

"Oh, the pain I can take—it's the awkward silence between conversations that's torture."

"The Building Society is repossessing this box for arrears in your mortgage payment."

"I'm sorry, congressman, but Mrs. Grebbish gets a bit testy when somebody proposes to mess with her social security and medicare...."