Overcoming Depression Mugs

My Brother Al once went through a period of depression, your honor. He would just sit around in his robe all day. Then his psychiatrist got him out of his funk. Would you like to have his doctor's phone number? ? ?

Change your style, learn to smile!

I have to get the Positive Thinker...

It's A Breeze

New Orleans Will Come Back Blues.

"Cheer up, Simon. . . I'm always here for you!"

'Whoops. There goes one of my prostheses.'

He was out in no time, with a new outlook and a clean slate.

Ready for the curves life throws at you.

"My name is Jose Hernandez, and my story begins when my parents moved from Mexico to the United States to work the fields. I would find my own special calling."

'I see you've managed to cut your coffee consumption in half.'

"Apparently, he had occasional sober periods."

The Sunrise of Vaccines

"The thing about society is that it gives me such anxiety..."

Thanks to hypnosis, he quit smoking cold-turkey. Everyone seemed real supportive until he came strutting into work, half-naked, gobbling incoherently.

"First day out of bed?"

Boxing with yourself

"Well, last year I kicked gambling. . . the odds are 3 to 1 the New Year will be a good one."

"This accident will not affect my career as a football pro. Fortunately, I'm left-footed."

Winning the race against the Hare did boost my self esteem...'

'I have been searching my soul to find the real reason why I ended up here and one answer in particular keeps turning up.'

"I've had a rough day. Give me a whole ball of twine straight up."

'Please do not ask for change.'

Stay apart & stay happy

"This next one's for anyone feeling a little lonely right now, namely, me."

"The surgery went well. It had spread, but I'm quite confident we got it all."

Abandon Hope/Resume Hope

'I remember when you were this high!'

"Refresh my memory-why do we meet once a week?"

"Have you been feeling all right, Ed?"

'My job is safe. This guy is a regular and he drinks to forget.'

Self-made man from the school of Hard Knocks.

'I'd like to quit drinking, but it's all I KNOW!'

"About time!"

"I put all this stuff on your credit card, Bob, but don't worry! I had a tarot card reading by Minerva and she said this is my lucky Bingo card!"