Overcoming A Toxic Relationship Mugs

"You can't let the tick birds continue to define you."

'Now what brings you lovely people here?'

"She's in a conversationally induced coma."

"Just keep quiet and listen to what we have to say."

'Come on, you can make it work! You're supposed to be Lovebirds after all...'

'Great Therapy!'

She - Interpreter - He.

You were warned about mixed marriages.

"He's going to be O.K., but he still wants you to remarry."

"We don't talk anymore."

'... And it's been ages since he last swashed his buckle!'

'Is that 'forsaking all others' bit compulsory?'

Their relationship was doomed to fail. She was frigid, and his arms were too short to rub one out.

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Hollywood Breakup

'Our relationship would be perfect if it wasn't for you!'

Mime marriage.

"I feel I'm losing touch with the unrealistic view I have of him."

"We don't talk."

'He's not showing off to me as much as he used to...'

'You do make me laugh, Ron, but a relationship can't survive on laughter alone.'

'He's never there for me.'

Well, if being married isn't grounds for divorce, I'd like to know what is"

"Marriage is driving me crazy and she's my designated driver!"

"Your mind is somewhere else." "My mind is somewhere else."

"See how controlling he is?!"

'He says he needs his own space.'

'Margaret. I feel that we must talk about our relationship.'

'To begin with, he's from Mars, I'm from Venus...'

"Helen, is it possible that we are using our child as an intimacy barrier?"