Overbooking Escapists Prints

"We are looking for volunteers to give up their seats and not attend some college friend's wedding in Chicago."

Holiday time.

'No hay, no grooming, no mucking out and they live in the broom cupboard!'

"Well, all I know is he left on vacation to unwind... and he never wound-up again!"

Don't you worry JB, everything is fine here.

'Let's get a kitty.'

Man on desert island using elastic to shoot him off the island.

A castaway on an island with an old TV that's washed ashore, sees two men in an approaching boat marked, 'TV Licensing'.

Fancy Wallpaper in a Cell

'I don't have a single appointment between 1:30 and 2. Do you want me questioning the meaning of my existence?'

"Let's run away and make a new life for ourselves filled with completely different problems."

"Are there sharks in the water?"

'This off-shore tax avoidance isn't as glamorous as I thought it would be.'

Heavenly Desert Islands.

A Real Working Vacation.

'I'm sorry I don't date people from other islands!'

"What luck!"

"Hey, it's the scouting virus! It doesn't affect your pc, it just makes you want to go camping!"

"There's apparently another one of those rescue ships coming to take us back to civilisation. . . quick, let's hide!"

'Some country that doesn't have Thanksgiving!'

Did Mitch Dream about his office in Barbados, or did he dream about Barbados in his office?

"Without question, you're a big improvement on our last tour rep."

"Don't forget you have to pay alimony."

It can be bloody hard work to avoid the relatives at Christmas.

"The only turkey here is one without a packed bag and a plane ticket."

"Sir, you've been downgraded to the baggage compartment."

"I'm so overscheduled. If it weren't for timeouts, I'd have no free time at all."

"Happy?"

'Women should stay home and raise their children!'

'I'd like to spend November and December in a nice vegetarian country!'

'I'm worried we might have exceeded our annual leave entitlement.'

A castaway's dog play's fetch with his message in a bottle.

'Fishing in the West.'

"It looks very different when the tides out"