Over-the-top Organizer Pillows

'Who stuck corks on all the cursors?'

I've always wanted to quit while I was ahead but the opportunity never presented itself.

"Better bring me another cookie. The last one fell in the water."

"As you can see, I've alphabetized the items, presents owing if you will, so if you can digitally initial here, here, here, here and here and sign there. Thank you. See you December 24."

Happy Holidays from Sanitary Claus!

Inout baskets.

A man is living in small box apartment trying to read a book, but is surrounded by people engaging in noisy activities.

"Trust me, this is as weird for me as it is for you."

"By labeling it, I control it."

'Congratulations on your purchase of the new Kablooey! Desk Organizer! Instructions for use...'

"Remember you told me to put my client list on my computer."

'I love this supermarket; they have the easiest to understand wine department.'

I'm afraid neatness doesn't count, Mrs Wilson

Annual Mensa Convention: 'Ok, who's the genius who forgot to send out the invitations?'

'Eee,love - this place gives me a great idea for the spare bedroom!'

"Who says you can't take it with you? This one has a fireproof lining."

'Miss Pringle, I run a tight ship! What is this piece of paper doing on my desk?'

'OK, who moved the photocopier?'

'Why am I not surprised that this section is always the most disorganized?'

Lateral Thinking - Not Out & Not In trays.

I've refiled all your letters under L.

"I'm afriad we had to cancel the 'perfect planning ' seminar. We forgot to book the hotel until it was to late and the speaker we hoped to use died in 1958."

Model employee reads 'Best Practice' document ... scruffy slob reads 'Worst Practice', with messy desk and dangerous wires.

"I finally got myself organized and unsubscribed from all those-e-mails."

'Beautiful Balloon Company' In Trays 'Up' 'Up' 'Away'

"There really is such a thing as having too many pillows."

The Complete Cycle.

G.P.S. For the Home

'When does the fridge go on a diet?'

A catch-all is born.

Home Business - Printer Ink.

"Well...this meeting is about...ummhh...structure and...ummhhh...preparation. Well...ummhh...at least I think so..."

"I'll pencil you in for recess."

List of things to do today. Make list of things to do tomorrow.

"Would you really want to read a book by a comedian that didn't have wide margins?"