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Late Stage Capitalism and the Biosphere Engage in Some Meaningful Dialogue...

'Let's not go by the book.'

'Hey! Hey! You need a trout stamp! Where's your trout stamp?!'

Moses holds up new federal regulation guidelines.

'Sorry mate. Your church doesn't meet the minimum building code.'

'It's a new rule, sir - There's a seven-day waiting period for stamps now.'

'At least they can't touch the village local' say two country gents. The pub now has a sign on the window saying 'This is now a smoke free pub, also no dogs or horsey types!'

'Oh no. Another major code violation decision.'

'Back in the day, you could leverage . . .'

'Cutting back to a single securities regulator is a good idea. After that, one more reduction and our troubles are over.'

'The government is keen not to interfere with private enterprise.'

"If they de-regulate this place, we wouldn't have to do all those boring scientific tests."

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'All these new regulations will totally alter the way we screw the consumer.'

Net Neutrality

'Oops! Looks like I've broken every rule in the book.'

"Let's go bowling and keep on bowling until the people who regulate bowling say it isn't bowling any more!"

The Hypocrisy of the Smoking Ban

CIA TortureTapeGate

"That's $3.50 for the dog plus 75 cents toxic cooking water disposal surcharge."

Penitentiary (No Criminal Testing).

GDPR compliant

"So it's agreed then. From now on we're to do our hourse trading in partially smoke-filled rooms."

"Due to government legislation, we're not permitted to smoke inside anymore."

Man in church sees sign: Thank you for not yawning.

'Building Inspectors During Their Off Hours.'

"More government regulations, Mr. Maslin?"

'Yeah, I used to live with thousands of my friends in the kitchen of a restaurant, but for some reason, it was closed down...'

"I'm from the Environmental Protection Agency. You're doing great."

'Government regulations are simple and explicit - ONE guru to a mountain top!'

Bureau of alcohol, tobacco, firearms and other neat stuff.

The Self-Regulation of the Press.

Sea of Galilee - Please Do Not Walk On The Water.

Anti-litter by-law in effect