Oven Operator Mugs

'LOOK RENOLDSON, i've had JUST about enough of your moaning and groaning! IF you can't stand the heat, GET out of the oven!' / A chef scolding his apprentice inside an oven.

"Behold! As I transform this family size frozen lasagna into a meal for one."

'There's a problem with dinner - the roast didn't.'

Husband bakes a pie

Baking Bread

'He really wanted to get into the zombie role, so he became a Meth-Head actor.'

You're the puff in my pastry!

If nobody had invented graphics

Working in the Hazard Zone!

"All our extras are ex-soccer players - they're the best at dramatically faking injuries."

"I fear one day our jobs will be taken over by technology."

"The recipe said to let the chicken rest after it comes out of the oven!"

"Legs together, David -- You're hamspreading again."

"Here's the deal, boys. We need to see a little more bickering. We're doing a Reality Show."

'Action!...Cut!...Right, everything else is CGI'

Local News in Heaven

'We're doing a fly on the wall documentary.'

Police film evidence

"This controls the speed, this opens the door and if you press the red button a maintenance man appears and gives you a very large bill"

“Look! We’re on the naked cam!”

"... And in Canada today ... nothing happened."

"Come to think of it, I can't think of the last time I saw a monarch around here."

"FORE!"

'What do you think of the new Mars Mover I just ordered from The Whole Mars Catalogue?'

Time Clock

"In this scene, imagine you're sentient and know what feelings are."

A fly on the wall documentary.

"Sir, we've intercepted a transmission regarding a large shipment of eggs, but it's scrambled."

'Damn ! I don't have a clue where we are.'

People were amazed by the dexterity of the automatic pizza-making machine.

"In a late breaking news story, our TV station is on fire."

'You don't know how much it would mean to me if you could just jump.'

A convict escaping during the press scrum

The Making of a Gag Cartoon

"You can't beat a ploughman's lunch"