Outspoken Viewer Mugs

'Those viewers who disagree with our editorial on TV violence has better keep their big mouths shut!'

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"Hey! Where's that black cat? My ride's ready!"

What are you in the mood to get confused watching tonight?

"Finally, Miss Big-Shot calls her dead mother!"

"On the contrary, Bosworth, it's YOU who has lost all perspective."

"Of course I attend the meetings but I'm more of a lurker,"

"Of course it's not easy to read the body language of someone who's basically inert."

'If you're going to stare at that thing all day, at least watch something educational,,, like Japan,'

The whole ambience of the research trip was ruined by Harold's squeaky boots!

"Sorry—our counter is reserved for lone dudes staring at their phones in silence."

Bizarre sights.

'It's quiet... Too quiet.'

"Staying true to our mission, even our security cameras have rose colored lenses."

Mod riding by on motorbike calling out statements - 'It's political correctness gone mod.'

"Do you have an opinion on opinion polls?"

"I don't believe the liberal weather media!"

''60 Minutes' will not be seen tonight, because all our reporters seem to have gotten themselves locked up in a Turkish prison.'

It was a tough case. Plenty of witnesses, but no one was talking.

Introvert Career Faire.

'I hope it's a quick knockout, I'm double parked.'

'I've just discovered that the only loop I'm in, is the one I just got thrown for...'

Tarot Lying

'I said what I thought, then I apologized when I started losing advertisers. What does that make me?'

"In a career limiting move, Reginald decided to give Albert's latest theory some frank and fearless feedback."

"No, I'm not wearing a black sweater. My black cat sheds a lot."

'My leter to the editor lost a lot of its punch since they made it fit to print.'

"You just watch him Ethel. He'll sit there and say nothing, just to annoy me."

'Are you giving me the silent treatment? I can't tell.'

Just when I think violence on TV can't bother me anymore, that chef goes and debones a chicken!

Man changes from angel to devil in police line up.

"I never had time to raise a family. Mind if I watch?"