Outspoken Critic Prints

Weapons of MASS Destruction.

'In its new 'spirit of evenhandedness,' the U. S. Government today sent troops to occupy all foreign countries....'

"Dad, please tell me again about that mass production and consumerism."

Donald Trump Tells a Joke...

The Last upper: Novus Ordo Style

'He speaks for our entire generation. Pity he's such a bore...'

Censorship? We Don't Do That Here.

"On the contrary, Bosworth, it's YOU who has lost all perspective."

'She's not very good. She only did three revolutions and her air wasn't all that much.'

'Which channel would you like to tut at tonight?'

'Those viewers who disagree with our editorial on TV violence has better keep their big mouths shut!'

"We're at the Grand Marina Hotel in Barcelona. Some sheepdog you turned out to be."

'Exactly what day is this the soup of?'

"C'mon, Hillary – just answer the question!"

Free Speech has heavy price.

'Helen! I'm all settled in and I don't want to get up. Would you get the remote for me?'

"The candidates this year are really honest."

"The last thing that I intend to do is to stand here making a display of my patriotism."

The Man of Taste.

'Your hair is messy,stand up straight. You look unkempt.'

"A four-year, $60 million contract and he can't even do a decent end-zone dance!"

Trump White House Word Search

'...And our extended forecast calls for one #!@*!! thing after another.'

"The following program contains adult situations designed to make you feel bad about your life."

"Of course it's depressing. It's supposed to be depressing. It's a tragedy."

"Since he retired, he fills his days complaining about 'woke' television."

Uniformed but Passionate

"Do you want to watch the, 'everything's terrible' cable news or the, 'everything's wonderful' cable news?"

"Do you have an opinion on opinion polls?"

How I Learned to Love the Drone Bomb

Mother Theresa (May)

He gets mad at us when we bark at the mailman. Then he barks for hours at those tiny people in the box!

"Gulf of America is about right."

"These are my 'Nebraska attack poodles'. They don't bark, they don't bite, they just do exactly what they're told. . ."

'Uou have a great image. Don't spoil it by speaking.'