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"He's just not fitting in here."

Like, Latte. So that's a vanilla almond with soy, extra foam, whipped cream, nutmeg, and caramel. Leave room for coffee?

"I'm the bad guy..."

"Wait, you never wash your cape?"

'Do I have to enter a plea?'

Know Your Level

"You're not from around here...are you?"

'Thank you, sir. NEXT, PLEASE!'

The Downside Of Being Superman, The Man Of Steel

Europe

"If you look carefully through this beaker of oil everything looks so much better..."

'Flamin' tourists...'

and WHAT is this thing stuck in my back garden..?

The hardest instrument to play second fiddle.

"Bloody satellites..!"

Sauron's Sore Eye

Silo sweet silo

'Let's go home, coach. If God was going to intervene with a miracle and change the final score to save your job, it would have happened by now.'

'And I'm sure Brian would have appreciated his facebook friends turning up today.'

"The only planet within a radius of 8975 light years . . . you're simply unable to back into a parking space!"

I hope we don't settle until after the hockey finals.

'You don't know what a treat it is for me to run into you!'

"So now I guess I'll have to meet your friends."

'Occupy' camp at St Paul's cathedral, London.

"What happened, honey? Was your team defeated again?"

Bad fish.

CIA, 'It's Ferguson, our 'Master of Disguise,' sir -- he's having an identity crisis.'

"He says this is the future. I say he's nuts."

'What do you have for the recently subpoenaed?'

Ex husband buried in the vegetable patch.

'John is watching the game under protest.'

'I know you can't win them all, but just once I wish I could scrape together the entry fee!'

Wanted. Being "wanted" is nice 'n' all. But just once I'd like to be "needed."

Female Eye: 'Oh, and outside there is my pathetic BROTHER Kyle! He's the Black Eye of the Family.'

"Anyway, it was nice talking and talking while you stood there in agony waiting for the opportunity to say even one word."