Outdoorsy Pop Fan Prints

It's a Four Seasons sleeping bag.

Anna Calvi

George Michael

'I met him on a Monday and my heart stood still (would you believe?)')

'I don't know much about history, don't know much biology ... but we'll be OK if there's a round on song lyrics.'

The last song before the party exploded.

Robbie Williams

"Just play the hit single, then you can do the experimental track."

Elton John

Ray Davies

ATM withdrawal

Punctuation Karaoke Night

"I'm astounded that your dog is channeling Eubie Blake! Has he never heard of Elton John?"

"Jeepers creepers! It's Madonna, but it's you, too, Margaret."

Michael Jackson: The thriller of entertainment.

Justin Timberlake

Elton John

"We've hit the jackpot! It's Ed Sheeran's songwriting formula."

Madonna.

"Coming up... more of the same mindless pop songs with repetitive lyrics and nauseating melodies!"

'Father, meet Sister Kate, she shimmies like a jelly upon a jelly plate.'

Imagine Dragons

A 60's pop group

"Wow! - That's bland, derivative and sooo dull..! It's gonna make us millions!"

'This next song is for all the people out there who came to hear me sing.'

ABBA

Celine Dion

"Who's up for some commercially successful music?"

Karaoke! - Fri: With Irony, Sat: Without.

At the CD shop.

Paul McCartney

Rock the boat

'Last week we paid £400 for a box at Convent Garden to see 'Il Barbiere Di Siviglia' and I spent the entire evening dreaming of 'Take That''.

"It's witless, repetitive, and irritating. It's great!"

Regina Ilyinichna Spektor