Outdoorsman At Heart Mugs

'You called?'

"He can't decide which one he likes best. . .His leaf blower, his weed wacker, or his metal detector."

Bring your own inflatable.

Duck Hunt

Country Bumpkin.

"Tallyho!"

"I don't remember it ever being this windy before."

Hacking through ice in order to fish

It’s God’s country, if your God wears camouflage and dips tobacco.

"I do miss trees but I don't miss the raking."

'Almost anyone can learn to play golf, and you're the 'almost'.'

"If this Goliath bloke is as big as they say, I can just hang around the forest until he's gone."

"Just when you're about to lose faith in humanity, you see Shakespeare in the Park."

'He misses his garden when he's on holiday'

'O mighty gods! - May you grant us food, clothing, and shelter, and the wisdom to know the difference.'

Man transplants plant in his garden.

"Today, son, you are a man."

Mr. Briggs' Adventures in the Highlands, part 11.

"Obviously, I can't fly like you, but if you teach me, I can probably sing like you..."

"Hel-l-l-o-o-o-o Summer!"

"Al emerged from his man cave and saw crabgrass. That means 6 months of obsessing about crabgrass."

'Wow, they don't make trees like they used to.'

'That's not a neat trick-he doesn't know how to swim.'

I think we need to get him outside more often. iPad … iPad …

"When we get back to the cabin, I’ll open the Champagne, build a nice fire, and we can examine each other for ticks."

'I need it for my electric blanket.'

"This is never going to work—you're a tree!"

Ducks look alarmed at 'No Swimming' sign.

'Is it me, Fiona, or the hole in the ozone?'

'Yes sir, Thoreau had the right idea.'

Frank and Ernest Nursery. We sell mature trees. Come in for a shady deal. Uh, Ernie, about this sign you put out.

A fisherman carries a rainbow trout.

"You'll grow in time my boy. Until then you'll just have to be a 'little' patient!"

'You can have inner peace or you can have chili with beans, but you can't have both.'

Stout gentleman: 'That's the way to get over a gate! I don't think you left me so far behind that time.'