Outdoorsman At Heart Mugs

'You called?'

Bring your own inflatable.

Duck Hunt

Country Bumpkin.

"Tallyho!"

"I don't remember it ever being this windy before."

Hacking through ice in order to fish

It’s God’s country, if your God wears camouflage and dips tobacco.

"I do miss trees but I don't miss the raking."

"If this Goliath bloke is as big as they say, I can just hang around the forest until he's gone."

'Almost anyone can learn to play golf, and you're the 'almost'.'

"Just when you're about to lose faith in humanity, you see Shakespeare in the Park."

'O mighty gods! - May you grant us food, clothing, and shelter, and the wisdom to know the difference.'

'He misses his garden when he's on holiday'

"Today, son, you are a man."

Man transplants plant in his garden.

Mr. Briggs' Adventures in the Highlands, part 11.

"Obviously, I can't fly like you, but if you teach me, I can probably sing like you..."

"Al emerged from his man cave and saw crabgrass. That means 6 months of obsessing about crabgrass."

"Hel-l-l-o-o-o-o Summer!"

'Wow, they don't make trees like they used to.'

'That's not a neat trick-he doesn't know how to swim.'

'I need it for my electric blanket.'

'Is it me, Fiona, or the hole in the ozone?'

Ducks look alarmed at 'No Swimming' sign.

"This is never going to work—you're a tree!"

"When we get back to the cabin, I’ll open the Champagne, build a nice fire, and we can examine each other for ticks."

'Yes sir, Thoreau had the right idea.'

'You can have inner peace or you can have chili with beans, but you can't have both.'

A fisherman carries a rainbow trout.

Stout gentleman: 'That's the way to get over a gate! I don't think you left me so far behind that time.'

"Have you seen my wife?"