Outdoor Survival Mugs

"You see, honey, no lousy coronavirus is gonna get to us way out here."

'I don't like it either, but it IS brain food.'

The World's best Camouflage Store.

'That's it, ol' boy, the fire's dying, we'll have to fight our way out. Ben...oh Ben?'

'I was thinking-what if the tide's OUT?'

'P.S. When finding this message please be sure to dispose of the bottle in a bona fide bottle bank.'

"It's a great invention, but will it start up on cold mornings?"

Extreme camouflage

"Nothing better than a cosy brazer on a grim, wintry wind-blasted mountain top guard post."

"I think we'd stay a lot warmer if we poured the coffee down inside our waders."

"Howdy! I'm working on my wilderness survival. Want some Sassafras tea?!"

It is important to give your dog opportunities to play with people.

"It's official"..."It's a drought!"

'Let the creepy crawly hunt begin!'

Glastonbury. After.

A Good Batch.

"Where else in the world would you get such wonderful sunsets?"

Wildlife

'Not that net!'

"This is the perfect way to watch movies if you love mosquitoes and having a cold, wet butt."

You Are Here

'What the... MOM! This isn't deer! It's a yucky tourist again!!'

"They're wearing cameras. How humiliating."

"Portrait of a Lady"

Squirrel Chasing a Dog

'I love your cardiovascular system!'

Gardener attacked by plants.

"I dunno, looks like a trap."

"You were right: I don't like water, but I do love snow!"

Support Group for a Good Problem

The Solitary 'Pleasure' Fisherman whose one desire is to get away from it all.

"You're very lucky that gazelle gives me diarrhea."

"I warned you not to use that club...now look, you struck oil!"

Marshmallows

'I don't care if it's hot, I won't go in the water!'