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"Maybe we should cut back on those lawn catalogues."

"And the last little piggy cried, 'Oui, oui, oui' all the way home."

Paul Klee

"I think he was a celebrity."

"We really need more perennials? Aren't my weeds and crabgrass enough?"

"I'm beginning to regret taking this job at the local playgroup."

Turd - 'It's one of a kind.'

"What the %@!!* is that?!" "Is that a leg? Wait—no, it's an arm. Wait—what?" "The frame is nice." "Whatever it is, it makes me miss Bob Ross." "Gasp!" "The intentionally lost Caravaggio"

Painting taking root...

Schools of Art - A Rough Guide.

'Projectile painting.'

The Kitchen area of a Whitechapel Boarding House

It's a call from Tate modern.

Mr. Empirical With "Antarctica""Small is hostile. Rage contributes to shift away from literality. I'm off to True Value Hardware for some more self-reference tools."

"His mother had a great influence on him. She always made him eat his fruits and vegetables."

'I could do that.'

Couple Sitting in Front of A Sunset.

'No, Timmy, we are not supposed to connect them.'

Rodin's Browser

"I was going to call it 'Empty Plinth', but then I settled on 'Winter's Smile'...I wanted to capture the 'nothingness' of an 'absence of anything'..."

Children's Art Show.

"Now this I get."

'From an aesthetic perspective, it has heart, beauty and intrigue, but is it a viable process design?'

'Number two. That's the art that offended me.'

A sign that reads "ART...and plenty of it!" hangs above the entrance to a museum.

Baby vandalizes an art gallery.

"I love your work!"

"Did Melina Mercouri ever get those marbles back to Greece?"

Rodin's Cloakroom Thief

Man looks at huge dinosaur fossil in garden, saying: 'It looks great in the rockery, but don't you think you should call the Natural History Museum?'

Guide reading book called 'A farewell to arms.'

'It's not easy painting hummingbirds.'

"Good artists borrow, great artists steal."