Outdoor Snack Innovator Mugs

Man toasts his sausage in the fires of a plane engine.

Tartine

'I ran out of sugar, so I used salt.'

'Snap, crackle, help! I'm lactose intolerant!'

It was then that Cervantes was inspired.

"I'm learning to appreciate the simple things in life."

The Burning Bush: How God convinced Moses to Lead His people a.k.a. the origin of s'mores.

"It's something I made myself - chocolate covered veggies."

"I just knew there had to be a better use for tomatoes than making boring old sandwiches."

Now On Your Grocer's Shelf.

F&E Diner. You asked for a hot breakfast, so I put some jalapenos on your corn flakes!

'We're starting a new diet today -- do you want your tofu scrambled or fried?'

'Every time you eat lotus, an hour later you forget.'

"Hang on - this one's a Malteser!!"

"This sub tastes much better with some traffic jam."

Wife at breakfast: 'We're out of sugar - how about chocolate milk on your cereal?'

'I didn't use a plate because my soldiers are underequipped.'

"My business plan? Well, all my friends are addicted, so if I can get access to potatoes and set up a deep fryer, I'll be rich!"

Rotisserie Chicken Rope Maker

"Man, I love roughing it out here... but this trail mix is making my fingers sticky!"

"I keep telling you, poppy-seed bagels are nothing but trouble."

"The shell tastes good, but that gooey stuff inside is terrible."

The Potato Man

Pope-Corn - the Pope cooking his own brand of popcorn

'They're not that intelligent.'

"He is very competitive. . . when he read about someone 'growing' a garden chair and he decided to grow a recliner and HDTV with surround sound system."

"Watch dad flip eggs without using a spatula!"

"Do you have any other snack concepts?"

"That one with the holes, that's what they use for a drilled cheese sandwich."

'How about some ice cream of wheat...hold the wheat?'

"Gracie, you can't leave Animal Crackers all over the place!"

"I found out that if you combine a PBJ with a BLT you get an UGH!"

Deconstructed Street Foods - Pretzel

"It's Mrs Jackson. Could you chuck a few more rubber bands in her border, she's run out."

A cow has a picnic with a rug with a hole in it, so he can eat the grass underneath.