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'The guy in the scarecrow shop promised me that nothing scares crows better than the 'Giant Fox XR50'.'

'The wheel was great, but what have you done for me lately?'

'If I had to use one word to describe our strategy.'

It is important to give your dog opportunities to play with people.

The Department of Really Stupid Ideas: 'Most people think they just appear out of thin air! But the truth is, there's a great deal of very hard work involved!'

"Forget five-year plans. Let's just figure out how to make it to lunch."

The Businessmen Have to Make Decisions from Many Options

Brian wanted to call the presentation "Synergy". Paula wanted to call it "Cooperation". They could never agree.

"It's official"..."It's a drought!"

'Let's not go by the book.'

'You may now turn over your paper and begin.' - 'Sir!' - 'Yes?' - 'What is it?' - 'I think Train 'A' and Train 'B' might be going to crash!'

Glastonbury. After.

'Let the creepy crawly hunt begin!'

"Yeah, but that one's a little bit hard to reach."

"Together ideas for couples" "Slap a sandwich together" "Put two and two together" "Pull themselves together" "Rub two sticks together" "Try to hold it together" "String a phrase together"

boy plugging leak in a barrel with his finger

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'When I grow up, I want to be a hydraulic engineer...'

A Good Batch.

'I have a plan 'B' but that's also dependent on a working projector bulb.'

'So let me see if I've got it straight. It was a very large squirrel and your husband is a nut.'

Wildlife

"Where else in the world would you get such wonderful sunsets?"

In/Out/These Things Happen.

'Remember only you can prevent forest fires.'

Squirrels Stockpiling Mulling Spices for Winter

"This is the perfect way to watch movies if you love mosquitoes and having a cold, wet butt."

"Good" "Bad" "Work on it" "Keep working - maybe it's not as bad as you think it is" "Put it to a committee" "Give up" "Make it worse" "Make it better" "Still a bad idea" "Overthink it" "Throw yourself into a pit of wild badgers" "Throw it away" "Call it done" "Sigh."

"Again? This is the last time I'm letting you wear the pants with the little zipper."

'I vote we hang the darn thing upside down and go home!'

You Are Here

'What the... MOM! This isn't deer! It's a yucky tourist again!!'

"They're having a fight over how best to handle client conflict."

"When faced with a tricky ethical issue, I always ask the question, 'What's in it for me?'"

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