Outdoor Play Aficionado Mugs

'I sincerely thank you for your concern, but I'm only setting up a swing.'

"Tommy!"

'Yeah - let's call this game 'Guys 'n' Dolls'!'

"This isn't exactly what I had in mind when I told you to go outside and play."

"He can't decide which one he likes best. . .His leaf blower, his weed wacker, or his metal detector."

"Ahhh... close enough."

"I can't believe how great my life is now: We used to live in an apartment, but now, I have my own garden..."

Football Fans

'My feet are killing me.'

'Harold, when was the last time you cleaned the pool?!'

"Think you're pretty manly, eh? OK, put the gun down and let's have a fair fight."

Holiday time.

"Go away, he's not done playing Cowboys and Indians yet."

Bring your own inflatable.

On my list of outdoor pursuits I put skinny dipping way ahead of this.

Allotment

"It only goes forwards and backwards. So, you won't need a GPS."

A child stands behind a stand piled high with snowballs and a sign that reads "Hand-crafted snowballs 25¢".

"String ... you mean it doesn't have a remote controller to operate it?"

'I used to do that, but it just grows again.'

"It's such a lovely day!"

Dog's kite's tail is wagging.

Fly Fishing

"Hi-yah!"

"You realize there’s probably an app for all this?!"

'I'm going to drag my sled up and down the sidewalk until the noise drives nature crazy and it snows.'

Duck Hunt

Fishing sign.

I have an idea - Let's sit around the campfire and watch scary movies on our iPads!

I hate deer! What do you have to repel them? They're awful. I've got fences. Sprays. Decoys. Tree's Tree Nursery. I'll takes these. Anything to get rid of the varmints. Ring him up, Twig. I don't know why you are so down on deer. They've been very good to you! Anti-deer.

'More bubbles!'

When the world is Mud-luscious - e.e. cummings

Warning, ski season abruptly ends here.

The Brothers Grime

"Tallyho!"