Outdoor Optimists Prints

"I was going to mow the lawn, but I pulled three muscles trying to start the mower. It's been a long winter."

'Chocolate milk, carrot cake,candied yams...see, there's a solution to everything!'

"I feel like that I've been given a unique oppurtunity to speak out on issues."

'Oh for heaven's sake, you're a cow. Just eat grass and be happy.'

Six Thinking Hats

'I was told you two have a love-hate relationship. Care to elaborate on that?'

"I think I can". (train)

"Using worst case scenario as a baseline, I consider this data quite encouraging."

'Actually, my mom was the first to notice he'd lost that new boyfriend smell!'

"Don't you worry about me. I always land on my feet."

'We had no contingency plan for things going right.'

'The good news is that from now on I belong to a very rare species. There aren't many personnel managers who create their own pink slip.'

"I just think things will work out for the best, and by the best I mean me."

Pollyanna, the Hamster

'See I told you the garden was big enough for a table and chairs.'

"Today stocks rose on the news that 'down' is a temporary state of mind."

Try not to worry.

Doug reasoned that things could be worse...but just how much worse...he wasn't sure??

"Oh, don't mind us... We just want to make sure it's really dead."

Ahhh, spring baseball.

Flower growing from a bomb.

"His face may be in the gutter, but his bum's looking up at the stars."

"I've tried to keep one in the past, but it always flew away when my husband came home. So I thought I'd try this method!"

Man replaces tank sign with deer sign

"Look on the bright side, you never know what's round the corner."

Tom's last day.

"Well, this must be as big as I'm supposed to get."

Happiness

Research -Development - Wishful Thinking

"It's amazing how far you can go with a positive attitude."

'The key is not to take yourself too seriously: You have to be able to laugh at yourself...'