Outdoor Misadventure Mugs

"Frank and Sheila finally get off the beaten path."

Bitchbark Canoe

"Again? This is the last time I'm letting you wear the pants with the little zipper."

"You've been so good to us all these years. Is there anything we can do to repay you?"

Local Knowledge

'Unbelievable: My cowboy expects me to drop everything and come running when he whistles...'

Sign in tree from bird "next appearance 3:00 pm"

Sausages.

"Alright! Whoa! Yes! More boiled food!"

"My family has been fishing these waters for nearly 40 years. . ."

'Echo Tourism'

"Give him time, - if anyone can break that swing set, it's O'l Tex."

"As near as I can figure, we're in the Unpainted Desert!"

"He's got no idea how to run a Husky team."

"Yup, pretty sure that was a flying squirrel."

Then get under cover before you are struck by lightning.

Collies Without Borders

'He rides in the car with his head out the window a lot.'

A smiling cyclist

'How's the water skiing?'

'Mind taking off your scarf.'

'It's not meant to be a fold up bike, but the truck driver I held up for seven miles thought otherwise.'

Admit it. We have a drinking problem.

Wendy likes horses...and she is a keen cook.

"OK-WHO THREW THAT..??

"Lori, out here it's my kitchen!"

'My goodness,Ralph,let him have it.It's only a measly old meal worm.'

"Dad! Dad! It's freezing out here! I wish we had a fireplace to get all cozy and roast marshmallows!"

'Thanks, we really appreciate this. Yeah, the middle button. Don't worry, it's auto-focus - just aim and shoot.'

' Get ready to make a wish.'

"This is the best day ever!" "This is the worst day ever!"

"It started as a crusade. Now it's just a commute."

"Frankly, I never would've figured you for an S.U.V. person."

You know, the snowballs we get in the summer are better. They're flavored!

Inflatable Duck Boat