Outdoor Misadventure Mugs

"Frank and Sheila finally get off the beaten path."

Bitchbark Canoe

"Again? This is the last time I'm letting you wear the pants with the little zipper."

Local Knowledge

'Unbelievable: My cowboy expects me to drop everything and come running when he whistles...'

Sign in tree from bird "next appearance 3:00 pm"

"Alright! Whoa! Yes! More boiled food!"

Sausages.

"My family has been fishing these waters for nearly 40 years. . ."

'Echo Tourism'

"Yup, pretty sure that was a flying squirrel."

"He's got no idea how to run a Husky team."

'He rides in the car with his head out the window a lot.'

Then get under cover before you are struck by lightning.

"As near as I can figure, we're in the Unpainted Desert!"

"Give him time, - if anyone can break that swing set, it's O'l Tex."

Collies Without Borders

'Mind taking off your scarf.'

"OK-WHO THREW THAT..??

A smiling cyclist

"Dad! Dad! It's freezing out here! I wish we had a fireplace to get all cozy and roast marshmallows!"

Admit it. We have a drinking problem.

'How's the water skiing?'

Wendy likes horses...and she is a keen cook.

"Lori, out here it's my kitchen!"

'My goodness,Ralph,let him have it.It's only a measly old meal worm.'

'It's not meant to be a fold up bike, but the truck driver I held up for seven miles thought otherwise.'

'Thanks, we really appreciate this. Yeah, the middle button. Don't worry, it's auto-focus - just aim and shoot.'

' Get ready to make a wish.'

"It started as a crusade. Now it's just a commute."

"Always carry a ball with you! If you are chased by a dog, stop, show the ball and throw it. Believe me, he won't be able to resist chasing it instead of you..."

"Frankly, I never would've figured you for an S.U.V. person."

Mr Briggs's Pleasures of Horsekeeping - No. IX

You know, the snowballs we get in the summer are better. They're flavored!

"Well, looks like Bob has hooked another baby kraken."