Outdoor Illusionist Prints

'Ooh, look at Ned. He must be practicing for some sort of shadow puppet competition.'

"Keep your glasses on. It will look like twice as much."

"It seemed like miles to me!"

'It's Blurred.'

'And if you squeeze snapdragons just like this, it sort of looks like they're biting something.'

'Guess what I'd like to see disappear next.'

Houdini's infancy.

"That's in case Mum skypes me."

'I warned you counselor, no more tricks.'

'My doctor wants me to watch what I eat, so I'm here for glasses.'

MD to patient: 'So, it's a little fuzzy and you're seeing spots?'

Book and magician

'Those artificial flowers look so lifelike it's unusual.'

It shows off your astigmatism very nicely.

',,,and she had the nerve to say I needed new glasses,'

Alien Magician

I think he's saying that after losing his job, he was retrained as a street mime.

"The mirrors really do make this apartment look bigger."

'We find this miniature rock band helps the illusion of a live band experience.'

Painting leaves onto a window.

"For God's sake, Mr. Danvers, work with me here!"

'Wow, now there's a talented mime artist; he really looks like he's falling.'

Dobbson's False Doorway Company A man has walked into an actual painted Trompe l'oeil False Doorway and has got knocked out .

'Don't worship me.' 'I've lost a contact lens.'

"For my next trick, I will try to meet a deadline during daylight hours."

'Alright. But it better be good.'

Don't Push: Electrical Shock.

Magician with a pound sign above a 'SOLD' house

"If you want to win this case, you're going to need a magician."

'There's no great trick to it.'

"Do you need prescription eye holes? Or just eye holes?"

'Water looks shallow.'

"Well I admit I might have photoshopped my online picture a bit!"