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A Family Out For A Walk In The Country.

"This isn't exactly what I had in mind when I told you to go outside and play."

'So let me see if I've got it straight. It was a very large squirrel and your husband is a nut.'

'Not that net!'

Squirrels Stockpiling Mulling Spices for Winter

Man painting over a 'You are here' sign.

"They're wearing cameras. How humiliating."

'Wow, the field really is a frozen tundra!'

"If you're tired of stegosaur, go kill something else."

Fly Football

"Now they're referring to us as ecology nuts."

A tortoise toboggans down a hill in its shell

'Yessir, Ben us fly fisherman answer to a higher calling.'

'We use to tiptoe through the tulips. . . now we just waddle through the weeds.'

M.T. accidentally triggers the predator pursuit response.

Snow flake

'Those bears are so cute I wish we could have brought them home.'

Radar Gun Readings at Baseball Stadium

"I was sent down to the minors and from there to Europe, and one thing just led to another."

Butterflies

Famous Last Words: "Whew! Well, at least the worst is behind us."

Fish hunting for men.

'Twenty years ago I began jogging five miles a day - could you tell me where I am?'

Frog in the puddles.

Scenic Root: ants, bugs and worms using an exposed tree root as a scenic route.

Ralph spent his Sundays in the park gathering nuts.

"Trail mix?"

...the all-terrain skateboard.

'...Excuse me...Whoops, my fault!..Sorry!..You first...Pardon Me...Sorry...S'cuse me...Look out!...Pardon'

'Give me your paw, Ben, please, give me your paw!'

Ahh! The sounds of nature! Peep peep. Tweet tweet! Twitter. Croak croak. Sniff sniff. Ribbit. Human nature. Twitter twitter. Tippity tap tap. Cackle cackle! Bleep bleep.

Two fishermen land on stumps. Man says to other, 'Is that enough structure for ya?!'

The Golfing Accident

"Move ten paces, turn, then fire. Ready?" "Dibs on the hat."

Cat tries to reach a birdfeeder on stilts.