Outdoor Enthusiast Mom Mugs

'You were the one who said go and play outside.'

"He can't decide which one he likes best. . .His leaf blower, his weed wacker, or his metal detector."

"Ahhh... close enough."

"I can't believe how great my life is now: We used to live in an apartment, but now, I have my own garden..."

"Frankly, now that he's an obnoxious teenager, I find it more and more difficult to muster the urge to protect him..."

'My feet are killing me.'

'Harold, when was the last time you cleaned the pool?!'

"Think you're pretty manly, eh? OK, put the gun down and let's have a fair fight."

Holiday time.

Bring your own inflatable.

Allotment

On my list of outdoor pursuits I put skinny dipping way ahead of this.

'RUN FOR COVER!!!!! It's another one of those 'Baby Showers'!!!

"It's such a lovely day!"

Fly Fishing

Dog's kite's tail is wagging.

'I used to do that, but it just grows again.'

'More bubbles!'

"You realize there’s probably an app for all this?!"

Fishing sign.

I have an idea - Let's sit around the campfire and watch scary movies on our iPads!

Duck Hunt

When the world is Mud-luscious - e.e. cummings

I hate deer! What do you have to repel them? They're awful. I've got fences. Sprays. Decoys. Tree's Tree Nursery. I'll takes these. Anything to get rid of the varmints. Ring him up, Twig. I don't know why you are so down on deer. They've been very good to you! Anti-deer.

Warning, ski season abruptly ends here.

Country Bumpkin.

The Brothers Grime

'Camping is nature's way of promoting B&Bs.'

"If I'd known we'd be this long wandering the wilderness I would never have worn these heels."

"I don't remember it ever being this windy before."

"Tallyho!"

'Hey - my dad promised that I'd get a gun.'

"Sometimes I like to come here by myself and contemplate ... or just scream about you."

"Off my back and out of the sack. Let's unpack and have a snack!"

"Oh, honey, look! Just under that candy bar wrapper, next to the empty Bud Light can and to the left of the plastic bag... a salamander!"