Outdoor Drama Enthusiast Mugs

"I hate camping, but I love shopping at L.L. Bean."

"This is the perfect way to watch movies if you love mosquitoes and having a cold, wet butt."

"Tommy!"

M.T. accidentally triggers the predator pursuit response.

University Soapflakes

Theatre Masks and Butts

"I like movies that resemble my life, so I don't feel like I'm wasting time watching a movie."

"If it appears that I only act like I'm working, it's because I minored in Theater."

Falstaff

"Want me to talk to the squirrel's mother, or would you prefer to handle it on your own?"

Lord George brings news of the debate

"My God!! - Those actors must all be really old by now...!"

"Great job of acting! You really appeared excited about Aunt May's 'famous' green bean casserole."

Lovers' leap with chaperone observation point.

"I don't know why I worry...Baldo's just a normal boy. It's good to see him maturing...making friends...with nice girls...exploring new feelings...and desires.... You have to go home now."

"True crime meets reality TV"

Two Rages Passing in the Night

"Helen, I have decided to seek a change of venue, since it has grown increasingly obvious that I can no longer get a fair trial in this household."

Mr Briggs's Pleasures of Fishing - No. IX

The Adrenal Gland Answers Your Questions

"Hamlet. By William Shakespeare." Painting.

Scarpia's Palace

"We're not really fighting, mom. We just need a little drama for our YouTube channel. Subscribers equal money."

Midsummer Night's Dream

'Hello, I'm your understudy.'

Friedrich Schiller

'A 'D' in physics and biology, an 'A' in reading aloud. What will ever become of this kid?'

"So, Tom from accounting—you remember Tom, right? Anyway, Tom yells 'TMI, Gail!' Can you believe he said that?" "Textbook Tom."

Mu-ther!! Pu-lease! I already have cleaned my room. I vant to be left alone! So when are the drama club auditions? Everyday.

"Killer performance, but let's get back to the dog and pony show."

"I don't think you can get a peace prize for ending a war that you started."

The 3 Musketeers come undone.

"You can't beat the smell of the greasepaint..."

"I keep having these funny moods, doctor."

Are you aware...Professional soccer players who fake fouls with pretend injuries are eligible for a soccer oscar!