Outdoor Design Prints

"...And then beyond the lawn, a lily pool with fountains and..."

'Seeing the Winterton's Japanese garden gave us the idea. It's a Kamikaze replica. Full size.'

Glastonbury. After.

"Maybe we should cut back on those lawn catalogues."

'Harold, when was the last time you cleaned the pool?!'

Gardener clipping topiary stairs

'He just burst into my campsite, and broke my banjo!'

"The woman on the fire escape who acted like it was a balcony"

Don't forget the hosepipe ban!

Palms. When fully grown that species will provide some nice shade in your your yard. Fronds with benefits.

'I know that bird feeder is guaranteed to be squirrel-proof, but I still think they are getting in there.'

'Tut! Men and their sheds, eh?'

Turtle Trailer Court

"He's declared it an area of natural beauty"

"Garden variety allergies."

'It was only 500 yds across but as he visualised the GPS blind spot the risks seemed immense.'

"Not to mention the park view."

'Don finally figured out a way to keep the squirrels from getting at the bird feeder.'

'The TZ90C with triple boosted propane burners and a titanium mesh grill with carbon fibre casings is the only way to guarantee that genuine back to nature outdoor flavour.'

Beginning Yarder.

Goddess of Fertility garden feature

A man fly fishing forms a fish with his line.

"Keep heart Rexy boy... even if we strike out, we'll look damn good doing it."

'It's my main decorating motif.'

'This'll save a couple of journeys!'

A gardener potting up sun loving and shade loving seedlings.

"I've got something to tell you,Dad-I don't like fish...I mean I REALLY don't like fish...I HATE fish,Dad-there,I've said it now."

'Best to keep downwind.'

"The etchings are in the library."

"Oh no, it's Flash Garden!"

"Now he expects to come in whenever there's a cold snap."

'See I told you the garden was big enough for a table and chairs.'

"Harry, you're beginning to go to seed!"

Windchimes

"Isn't it about time to switch from your warm-weather chair to your cold-weather chair?"