Outdoor Design Prints

"...And then beyond the lawn, a lily pool with fountains and..."

'Seeing the Winterton's Japanese garden gave us the idea. It's a Kamikaze replica. Full size.'

Glastonbury. After.

"Maybe we should cut back on those lawn catalogues."

'Harold, when was the last time you cleaned the pool?!'

Gardener clipping topiary stairs

"The woman on the fire escape who acted like it was a balcony"

'He just burst into my campsite, and broke my banjo!'

Don't forget the hosepipe ban!

'I know that bird feeder is guaranteed to be squirrel-proof, but I still think they are getting in there.'

'Tut! Men and their sheds, eh?'

"He's declared it an area of natural beauty"

"Garden variety allergies."

'It was only 500 yds across but as he visualised the GPS blind spot the risks seemed immense.'

Beginning Yarder.

"Not to mention the park view."

'The TZ90C with triple boosted propane burners and a titanium mesh grill with carbon fibre casings is the only way to guarantee that genuine back to nature outdoor flavour.'

Goddess of Fertility garden feature

'It's my main decorating motif.'

"Keep heart Rexy boy... even if we strike out, we'll look damn good doing it."

A man fly fishing forms a fish with his line.

'This'll save a couple of journeys!'

A gardener potting up sun loving and shade loving seedlings.

"The etchings are in the library."

'Best to keep downwind.'

"I've got something to tell you,Dad-I don't like fish...I mean I REALLY don't like fish...I HATE fish,Dad-there,I've said it now."

"Now he expects to come in whenever there's a cold snap."

"Oh no, it's Flash Garden!"

'See I told you the garden was big enough for a table and chairs.'

"Harry, you're beginning to go to seed!"

Windchimes

"Isn't it about time to switch from your warm-weather chair to your cold-weather chair?"

Gardener digging and finding pipes.

'Fred's opinion of crab grass is if you can't beat it, join it.'