Outdoor Comic Enthusiasts Pillows

Food sign on the mountain.

Flyfishing for dummies.

'It's called 'cause and effect.' I pound this log and Tarzan goes bananas.'

The mysterious Sherlock Holmes - 'Is he wearing his cap backwards or forwards?'

'Now Featuring Gas-Fired Microwave Campfires!'

Mr Briggs's Pleasures of Fishing - No. IX

'NO, it DOESN'T come on DISC!'

Jim Morrison Goes Camping

'Aren't these marshmallows just going to make us plumper for when the bears ultimately eat us?'

"Hey samson, nice man bun."

Snowman Driver

'Let's get a kitty.'

'I forgot to cancel the milk!'

"Today on the ask Sadie show, we'll be addressing one single topic: 'Wolverine.' Specifically, we'll be talking about how most of you freaks who were obsessed with it for months are no longer talking about it. You people today have the attention span of a chimpanzee!!! That's an average of about 20 seconds, for those of you who still remember what I just said."

"My homework? It was super easy today. I drew a dragon and daddy did Math."

Batman's first Bat Mobile

Deer about to cut rope of gun being lifted to hunter in tree.

'If I've calculated correctly, I have two more birthdays before I never have to mow the lawn again.'

'You feel awkward? You're the one who said we ought to hunt bare.'

'When I said, throw him out, I didn't mean it literally.'

Due to higher-than-usual caller volume, your wait-time is nine minutes. That's over an hour in wolverine minutes.

Ask Sadie. I am getting divorced and I moved to Vegas. Do you think that's a smart move? - Jim. *Actual reader letter. Jim, this is a great question. One I get all the time. You do? Really? Oh yes, people are always asking me for my advice after they've already done something. You're about to yell. What do you need me for if you've already moved, you !@#$ dillweed? She gives that answer all the time.

Self raising Lazarus.

Fake News for Fake People

"Of course homeworking has lots of advantages."

'How are they biting?'

'If you dislike the term divorce that much, then just think of it as downsizing the time you spend together.'

Birth of a superhero

Two Men Who Wouldn't Get Off the Ski Lift.

"I finished my act. Could you come over and give me a hand?"

"Let's undress and make love!" "I am undressed!"

"We can only apologise, Mr. Kent. But wouldn't you think that a superhero's uniform would be shrink-proofed?"

Post Office. Personnel. If we get the job, do we get a letter sweater?

Chris Evans

'I'm done doing inside jobs on the outside. I make more on the inside as an outsider artist.'