Outdoor Chef Dreamer Pillows

'Phil barbecues the traditional way...ineptly.'

Frank moonlights as a Grill Sergeant.

Barbequer wears apron with 'Beer in -beer out' slogan.

'Behold. Ed and Jim have finally reached nirvana.'

Sausages.

'Your fancy new grill works great. . .and we didn't even have to turn it on.'

"Isn't it great to get out of the kitchen and cook in the fresh air!"

Ode to a Grill

"He won't stop and ask for directions when he COOKS, either."

Holiday Supplies

"Lori, out here it's my kitchen!"

"You like yours well done, right?"

'The TZ90C with triple boosted propane burners and a titanium mesh grill with carbon fibre casings is the only way to guarantee that genuine back to nature outdoor flavour.'

'Dear, you can't blame this on global warming...you overcooked the fish.'

"Can we set the flame to a medium high?"

'Mum...Dad's barbecued his face again.'

'Your wife wants to know if she should get a new propane tank for the barbecue.'

'Do you want us to wait till the meat is completely burned or can we call the pizza service right now?'

'10,000 years and no one's improved on the idea of meat on a stick!'

I love the way barbecues take you back to nature.

Barbecue with man, cat and dog.

"We get all our meat from a man dressed like a butcher."

Fish flipping flapjack in pan. Title: 'Ed was glad he'd caught a panfish.'

"At first I was concerned about the Earth opening up. But I was going to build a fire pit, so it actually saved me a lot of time."

"Who like 'em well done?"

'What's a picnic without ants?'

'Propane ran out.'

Dog waits for barbecue.

I love the way barbecues take you back to nature.

Wife with frying pan waits for hubby to catch fish.

"We could have saved time and just served the served the charcoal briquettes."

Family Barbecue

"Let's see, now, that's cappuccino, cappuccino, cappuccino, and cappuccino—right?"

"I want you to be well in life, son...."

'Mum...Dad's barbecued his face again!'