Outdoor Chef Dreamer Pillows

'Phil barbecues the traditional way...ineptly.'

Frank moonlights as a Grill Sergeant.

'Behold. Ed and Jim have finally reached nirvana.'

Barbequer wears apron with 'Beer in -beer out' slogan.

Sausages.

'Your fancy new grill works great. . .and we didn't even have to turn it on.'

"Isn't it great to get out of the kitchen and cook in the fresh air!"

Ode to a Grill

"You like yours well done, right?"

"Lori, out here it's my kitchen!"

"He won't stop and ask for directions when he COOKS, either."

Holiday Supplies

'Dear, you can't blame this on global warming...you overcooked the fish.'

'The TZ90C with triple boosted propane burners and a titanium mesh grill with carbon fibre casings is the only way to guarantee that genuine back to nature outdoor flavour.'

'Mum...Dad's barbecued his face again.'

"Can we set the flame to a medium high?"

'Your wife wants to know if she should get a new propane tank for the barbecue.'

'10,000 years and no one's improved on the idea of meat on a stick!'

'Do you want us to wait till the meat is completely burned or can we call the pizza service right now?'

"Gerald converted the barbecue grill to natural gas."

Barbecue with man, cat and dog.

Fish flipping flapjack in pan. Title: 'Ed was glad he'd caught a panfish.'

"We get all our meat from a man dressed like a butcher."

I love the way barbecues take you back to nature.

"Who like 'em well done?"

'What's a picnic without ants?'

"At first I was concerned about the Earth opening up. But I was going to build a fire pit, so it actually saved me a lot of time."

'Propane ran out.'

Dog waits for barbecue.

I love the way barbecues take you back to nature.

Wife with frying pan waits for hubby to catch fish.

Family Barbecue

"We could have saved time and just served the served the charcoal briquettes."

"I want you to be well in life, son...."

"Let's see, now, that's cappuccino, cappuccino, cappuccino, and cappuccino—right?"