Outdoor Art Prints

Yeah, they're all plein air paintings.

Artist Hazards

Gardener clipping topiary stairs

"Yes, it's oil-paint: It's difficult to find water for watercolours around here..."

(Camel paintings)

"We really need more perennials? Aren't my weeds and crabgrass enough?"

Painting clouds

"Yes, they're hair extensions, but you have to agree, I look fabulous..."

'There's old Jim off to the shops. Slowed down a lot these days, ain't he.'

Palms. When fully grown that species will provide some nice shade in your your yard. Fronds with benefits.

"Garden variety allergies."

'It was only 500 yds across but as he visualised the GPS blind spot the risks seemed immense.'

'I want to immortalise the area in a painting before it is changes for ever.' (Artist is scooped up by a digger.)

"I love your work!"

A man fly fishing forms a fish with his line.

"Oh no, it's Flash Garden!"

"There are those who say I'm a throwback to Monet."

'Best to keep downwind.'

'Those two peaks are definitely the most popular with the men.'

Windchimes

Artist gets pooped on by lots of birds.

'Fred's opinion of crab grass is if you can't beat it, join it.'

"She's had a lot of work done."

'The grass is always greener on the other side seed'.

Artist paints an artist.

Fancy Wallpaper in a Cell

Art Museum: Our exhibit of forgotten masters continues with What's His Name...

Hedge Car

'What if your tree grows, Burl? Won't it choke to death?'

'To be honest, I'm sorry I ever asked him for a water feature. . .'

"...And then beyond the lawn, a lily pool with fountains and..."

'Those showy blooms are very susceptible to pests.'

'This is the workbench I bought Derek last year to make our picnic table.'

Time Table

Painter Sheltering Under His Canvas.