Outdoor Art Prints

Artist Hazards

Gardener clipping topiary stairs

"Yes, it's oil-paint: It's difficult to find water for watercolours around here..."

"Yes, they're hair extensions, but you have to agree, I look fabulous..."

(Camel paintings)

"We really need more perennials? Aren't my weeds and crabgrass enough?"

Painting clouds

'There's old Jim off to the shops. Slowed down a lot these days, ain't he.'

"Garden variety allergies."

'It was only 500 yds across but as he visualised the GPS blind spot the risks seemed immense.'

'I want to immortalise the area in a painting before it is changes for ever.' (Artist is scooped up by a digger.)

"I love your work!"

A man fly fishing forms a fish with his line.

"There are those who say I'm a throwback to Monet."

'Best to keep downwind.'

"Oh no, it's Flash Garden!"

Artist gets pooped on by lots of birds.

'Those two peaks are definitely the most popular with the men.'

Windchimes

'Fred's opinion of crab grass is if you can't beat it, join it.'

'The grass is always greener on the other side seed'.

"She's had a lot of work done."

Hedge Car

'What if your tree grows, Burl? Won't it choke to death?'

Art Museum: Our exhibit of forgotten masters continues with What's His Name...

Fancy Wallpaper in a Cell

Artist paints an artist.

'To be honest, I'm sorry I ever asked him for a water feature. . .'

'Those showy blooms are very susceptible to pests.'

'This is the workbench I bought Derek last year to make our picnic table.'

"...And then beyond the lawn, a lily pool with fountains and..."

Artist in Residence

Paint-By-Numbers in Nature

Time Table

Painter Sheltering Under His Canvas.