Outdoor Activity Lover Mugs

The Gardener's Calendar: February - This is often a wet month so spike your lawns all over to improve drainage.

'Fore!' [thinks] 'Ow! I'll bet that hurt!'

'It's Mom...are you here?'

'I see you're admiring my gnome Chomsky.'

"Ahhh... close enough."

"I can't believe how great my life is now: We used to live in an apartment, but now, I have my own garden..."

'My feet are killing me.'

'Harold, when was the last time you cleaned the pool?!'

"Think you're pretty manly, eh? OK, put the gun down and let's have a fair fight."

On my list of outdoor pursuits I put skinny dipping way ahead of this.

Allotment

Golfer Shouts at Ball to Go Into Hole.

'RUN FOR COVER!!!!! It's another one of those 'Baby Showers'!!!

Fly Fishing

Dog's kite's tail is wagging.

'I used to do that, but it just grows again.'

"It's such a lovely day!"

'More bubbles!'

I have an idea - Let's sit around the campfire and watch scary movies on our iPads!

When the world is Mud-luscious - e.e. cummings

It is best dealt with by the 'Pitch and Run Shot'.

"You realize there’s probably an app for all this?!"

Fishing sign.

I hate deer! What do you have to repel them? They're awful. I've got fences. Sprays. Decoys. Tree's Tree Nursery. I'll takes these. Anything to get rid of the varmints. Ring him up, Twig. I don't know why you are so down on deer. They've been very good to you! Anti-deer.

Warning, ski season abruptly ends here.

Country Bumpkin.

The Brothers Grime

"I don't remember it ever being this windy before."

'Camping is nature's way of promoting B&Bs.'

"If I'd known we'd be this long wandering the wilderness I would never have worn these heels."

"Geez, from way up here it almost looks like there’s hope for humanity."

'Why Sally, you look so fetching with that stick!'

“...And on the ninth day God created mosquitoes, just to annoy the hell out of everyone.”

"Frank and Sheila finally get off the beaten path."

Brian's canine Tread-o-Sod saved him the trouble of cleaning up after Mitzi.