Otherworldly Jokers T-Shirts

'I'm seeing 37 facebook requests from the afterlife !'

'...heard the one about the Venusian, the Martian and the Saturnian?'

God not-too-happy with the Humans sticking a 'Closing DOWN Sale!' sign on planet Earth

'What do you like about winter? I like these crisp, cold morning walks in the glistening snow.' 'I like how you can keep your extra beer outside.'

"I lost some intellectual property here last night. Anybody remember what the hell I was talking about?"

'Bummer Dude! No waves. Moondoggie punked me!'

"Sorry - I've got to take this..."

'So the guidance suggests that if anyone threatens you, throw it them.'

"You ghosts are pretty cool. I wish I could be more like you..."

Artist Painting his Television.

"Kayakers Fred! Let's surface next to them and check the look on their faces!"

"I love it when they come with warning labels."

'The truth is, Gorillas don't even like bananas...They just love pratfalls.'

'That's what I said,dear-your dinner's in the chippie..'

To save space, we eliminated hallways and doors, by adding catwalk and ladders.

'Second fastest gun in the west.'

How electric eels "welcome" door-to-door salesmen

The Gardener's Calendar: If your fish pool is covered with ice...make a hole in it.

Watch for Men Being Supid

"Tia Carmen, there are Spanish knock-knock jokes! But you're supposed to say 'toc-toc.'"

How to avoid a heart attack.

'Derek knew that someone, somewhere must have designed a car with a shopping basket.'

"I took your advice."

'O.K. people, it's time to test our work...'

'No cup holder?'

Astronauts see 'Martian' with fig leaf on face.

Seagull humour.

"There is neither water nor life on this planet! There is only a huge crater full of brown, muddy... Heck, what is this crap?"

'You spent all day mashing a can of a hundred baked beans and drawing a little man on them to look like pennies?'

"Shaving your head takes the guesswork out of going bald."

'I don't think the posts online are for scratching.'

Have a CRAPPY New Year!

Almost Your Time.

Sticker: 'How's my driving you nuts?'