Osteopath Prints

Looking After Your Back.

"It looks like you have an inflamed back."

Osteoporosis Clinic

'Look at your father. See what happens when lift with your back instead of your legs?'

Egyptian chiropractor.

Man's contortions hurt his back.

'Same time next week then?'

'You're going to have to give up painting ceilings, Michelangelo !'

'Hah! ? you think you've got lower back pain?'

"There's everything you need to know about exercise in here." "Is there an osteopath's phone number in there?"

"That's really bad for your posture, you know?"

"I'm fed up with Notre Dame - I've decided to go straight."

The Spine Center

'He's done his back in doctor, searching for bryophytes!'

'How's this for coincidence - we all share the same osteopath!'

'I have a sore-neck you see: I can't turn my head more than 170 degrees at the moment...'

"Don't worry, we'll have you straightened out in no time."

'I think I've diagnosed your problem. It's your funny bone!'

'I've got an appointment with Mr. Payne.' - 'He'll see you now.' - 'Okay, take a deep br-' - 'Gah!' - 'Great, now turn ov-' - 'Argh!' - 'And a final tw-' - 'Mummy!' - '*Sob*' - 'Okay, all done.' - 'Did you, by any chance...' - '...hear you crying...'

"Relax, I'm only hear to see my osteopath."

'I've got a good mind to sue that chiropractor!'

Faith-Based Chiropractic Care

"It's okay, I'm actually just a flamboyantly-costumed osteopath."

"Until the plaster sets, try not to laugh."

"She fell down stairs again, so this is her third hip."

'He's our new Bone Specialist!'

"I stand corrected."

Kid with plaster cast being sawn off.

'Very funny!'

"I'm afraid you need knee surgery."

"It's probably a fracture - we'll do some imaging on it just to be sure."

Paul Bunyan gets the leg-lengthening Operation

'So you're off to see the chiropodist... the only time in your life you shouldn't put your best foot forward!'

"I'm afraid, Mr. Cottontail, that all that hopping down the bunny trail has taken a toll on your hips."

'Very funny!'