Orthopedic Specialist Pillows

"It's probably a fracture - we'll do some imaging on it just to be sure."

"You have what we in our profession call a Frozen Shoulder, Mister Saunders."

Osteoporosis Clinic

'Why did you have your hip replaced if it wasn't bothering me?'

"The surgery went well, we were able to save the foot after all"

The fit was fine but Latona was unsatisfied with the colour

"I can help you with your reading vision, but you probably should have an orthopedic specialist look at that arm!"

"His knee is very painful for me to keep hearing about."

"Whiplash..."

"Repetitive texting finger."

"We don't think you're cut out to be a 'foot in the door' salesman."

The Cello Victims

'I must admit I panicked when I first saw the low bone-density test results, but since you're a bird, it's all good!'

Big slipper.

'Let me handle this. I'm an orthopedic specialist.'

'Lifting palm trees! Hmm - it seems you have a desert island disc injury.'

'So you're off to see the chiropodist... the only time in your life you shouldn't put your best foot forward!'

'Very funny!'

Impenetrable plaster cast.

'We're seeing more of this in the touch-pad era: your fingertips need a retread.'

'I know just how you feel.'

Your medical insurance ran out? Like it was being chased by a grizzly bear.

No caption. (Man wearing a cast is in traction. He imagines sheep lining up to jump fence. Sheep also wear casts.)

"Dr. Scholl encounters his arch enemy... FlatFoot."

"Doctor Scholl and Mr. Hyde."

A doctor calls a body builder to perform a patella tap test on a large patient.

"Until the plaster sets, try not to laugh."

"She fell down stairs again, so this is her third hip."

'See? The idiots put my danged knee replacement in backward!'

"Good news...I found a doctor who says you can still play!"

'He's our new Bone Specialist!'

"I stand corrected."

Kid with plaster cast being sawn off.

'Very funny!'

Some unusual family photographs decorate podiatrist's desk.